Sunday cooking with SonOfFartacus:
Sweet potato canapes with caramelized onion goat cheese and slightly spicy millionaires bacon.
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Sunday cooking with SonOfFartacus:
Sweet potato canapes with caramelized onion goat cheese and slightly spicy millionaires bacon.
Times story today. Most Britions won't eat Turkey for Christmas dinner. Woke nonsense.
What actually happened is the opposite of "woke". There is a turkey shortage because of bird flu.
You know the sort of thing animal welfare regulations and consumer protections might have prevented if not for decades of deregulation.
If your car wasn't so lovely I'd fully recommend Towanda'ing his ass.
15.11.2025 16:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm low key obsessed with kids learning to read, so please enjoy this #AMomentofJoy as much as I did.
14.11.2025 20:42 β π 99 π 27 π¬ 10 π 1I used to have a fridge magnet collection of hilariously named PA towns. Gotta love Intercourse!
15.11.2025 16:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Death Becomes Her Lunch
#addlunchruinamovie
This is such a delightful twist.
09.11.2025 14:01 β π 364 π 53 π¬ 9 π 0Teen Vogue has (had) surprisingly well thought out, well written articles on topical subjects. π«‘
07.11.2025 13:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that's the thing, its just predictive text. Its not an aware intelligence, its just word association.
07.11.2025 02:33 β π 410 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0If you hold a crab up to your ear YOU CAN HEAR WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ATTACKED BY A CRAB
07.11.2025 12:31 β π 296 π 62 π¬ 9 π 3Me, flinging open the window: You, there! What day is it?
Random poster: Why, it's both Election Day and the day we learned Dick Cheney died!
Me, overwhelmed with joy: I haven't missed it, the spirits did it all in one night!
I've been super impressed with Teen Vogue's reporting for years. They don't pull punches at all.
02.11.2025 18:58 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0from people magazine Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results The president predicted that Democratic Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam By Greta Bjornson | Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT
from people magazine Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42 Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown By Bailey Richards Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
02.11.2025 18:00 β π 12001 π 3036 π¬ 153 π 197happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
02.11.2025 15:56 β π 2269 π 338 π¬ 3 π 35A close up of a bearded manβs face above a caption that says βGodzilla is inside each one of usβ
Preach the fuckin gospel, fella
31.10.2025 02:40 β π 43 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0Just because !cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it. Jack Skellington.
Good morning and Happy Halloween! ππ§ββοΈπ»π§‘
Believe in magic today. And give candy to even the older ghoulies!
Grab your cup and let's get it!
I hope she was asked a lot of yes/no questions so she could practice here nope-nopes and yup-yups.
31.10.2025 22:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's Hazel most wonderful night of the year, when the kids all come to knock on her door.
I tried to tell Hazel they're here for the candy, but this diva refuses to believe me.
A series of body images showing a heat map of inflamed joints with the caption "What the Predator sees after chasing me for 10 seconds". Beneath is a photograph of the Predator with the caption "He'll die on his own..."
Painfully true at the moment! π€£π€£π€£
29.10.2025 13:36 β π 343 π 57 π¬ 12 π 2Hazel is helping with the Halloween goodie bags.
She's crushing it.
unfair that i dont get to see the Estonian romeo and Juliet where construction equipment sword fights and two cars kiss each each other
02.08.2025 17:17 β π 395 π 89 π¬ 8 π 5This is good reporting on the disaster in Alaska if you're looking for a reliable summary.
This is a bigger disaster than I think most are realizing. 1500 people have been displaced by the flooding with an exceptionally complicated response and recovery.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5kz...
10 years ago I would have laughed at this, today I'm thinking about the most fashionable hat I can make out of tin foil.
More fun times ahead in this possibly worst timeline ever?
Love this for Opus Dei
17.10.2025 11:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just found "Something Wicked This Way Comes" on the TV and convinced i_fartacus to watch it with me.
Fingers crossed this goes better than the time I had him watch a Dark Crystal - Last Unicorn double feature.
Autism doesnβt need to be fixed.
It just needs to be understood. π
If you think autism has to
βlook a certain way,β you
donβt understand autism.
Youβre not helping autistic
people youβre just loud,
wrong, and disrespectful.
Well damn
21.09.2025 14:04 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
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