Shrek in tights 🍉

This is why democrats lose their messaging is always "look at how bad the other side is" without ever having policies or being able to show how they have improved lives for the average American. Dems abandoned the working class and now will have genocide and tossing out free speech on their record.

Ratatouille 2: Wormatoullie: a worm that controls a crazy old man to think that medicine is evil so that he won't take de-wormer

The best outcome would be trump replacing the CIA with spy kids

Gonna start referring to my iud as my uterus worm

*puts on my goggles* "Watch me do a handstand mom" *proceeds to flop around and almost drown*

Some people simply cannot fathom that maybe their child is in fact kinda shit at their sport

You cannot convince me this is not Jake Paul

So when RFK forces everyone to get brain worms, what are you naming yours?

The dems are willing to break the rules for Israel not for student loans, not for minimum wage, not for universal healthcare but for Israel the dems are willing to bend over backwards. The democratic party cares more about Israel than the American people.

Trump removes his tupe to reveal a racist little rat has been controlling him this whole time

What I tell myself as I sit in lukewarm bathwater shoveling oreos into my mouth

They invented boxing cause straight men wanted to touch each other and dance a little but not In a gay way

I'm 10% into Empire of Silence and Hadrien is coming across as a whiny little bitch. I've heard things start to really pick up in the second book but please tell me he's not this whiny the whole first book.💙📚 #booksky