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Jesse Hagen

@jhagen34.bsky.social

Once thought a brisket would only take 3 hours in the crockpot and had to eat it at midnight. www.jessehagen.com

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Naturally

16.05.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Erewhon smoothie in an IV drip

16.05.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tear drops. Drops of other stuff. Etc. 🀣

16.05.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anthony Kiedis cries two tears

16.05.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Byline for SFGate is a devastating touch. 🀌

15.05.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was his revenge. This is his wrath (postmortal). 🀣

15.05.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Precisely! George Mikan's wrath!!!

15.05.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't worry, my dude. I'll make it up by observing hoochie daddy shorts season on the first possible occasion.

15.05.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Timberwolves: 2
State of California: 0

15.05.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Come back soon, Jimmy!

15.05.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry, but my job precludes me from writing about how the Minnesota Timberwolves are the greatest basketball team of all time.

That's why I will def not be making mention that the Minnesota Timberwolves are super duper back.

I would not endeavor to end any social post with the words Naz Reid.

15.05.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Timberwolves are the Knicks if they didn’t fuck around in Game 5s.

15.05.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, yeah, Luka had a stomach bug in G3. Now imagine how sick he must be that Rudy Gobert punched his plane ticket to Cancun.

01.05.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ecstatic to see Magary Wolves posts

27.04.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best Disney song and it's not particularly close.

27.03.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Great timing, E. Have my beret on today. You inspired a little commute karaoke. This one goes out to beret gang. πŸ’œ

27.03.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm genuinely ecstatic for you (and that's as a Wolves fan). It's so special.

Helped this couple take a photo that were visiting Brooklyn from Sydney. They were ecstatic.

It was an entertaining game! Brooklyn played hard and didn't let the Night Night go unanswered.

08.03.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my friend, there is no doubt it was way more special to you as a fan than it ever could be to me as a witness. Loved your coverage of it, as always.

It was just wild to see how simultaneously deflating and electric a shot like that felt (and sounded) across an arena.

08.03.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're a franchise with an INT-prone QB, maybe you can justify the first rounder for DK's track down abilities.

07.03.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most respectful strangers are now to one another is sharing a midnight Uber.

3 of us, completely respecting Headphones Lawβ„’. Worth it.

07.03.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was in the building and truly there is no other energy like it.

07.03.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Tactical" therapy

07.03.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IRL >>> forever. You're the best, E.

05.03.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, copywriter flipped the Friday Night Lights syntax and everything. Texas taking a full force blast.

26.02.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It works for you, you are a genuine person.

24.02.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The eggs we need

24.02.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NAW said "hold up"

24.02.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quick sequence of action:
β€’ball stolen from Clark
β€’Clark steals it back immediately
β€’Clark dashes for a quick layup attempt and got hammered by Hartenstein
β€’took a hard fall and head snapped back on the court

24.02.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's been magnificent tonight too

24.02.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. What's your spot for vinyl?

21.02.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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