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Alan @ Former Instants

@formerinstants.bsky.social

Pro/Am motorsport photographer (I shoot lots of other stuff too). I also like talking about movies, science, and...well a lot of things really. Also on Flickr. Check my website to see my latest work: https://www.formerinstants.com/

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Took me like 5 minutes to figure it out in a parking lot! Almost had to pull out the manual!

19.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is partly due to its overly granular traffic data trying to route you around a light that's currently red 0.7 miles away to save 3 seconds.

19.11.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm perplexed how nobody has invented a cost function for optimal tolling to integrate into nav programs.

19.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rented a GMC that had headlight controls on the capacitive touchscreen and I thought, "someone needs to be charged with a crime for this"

19.11.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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dammit Windows, you PROMISED you were done with updates! I just did one two days ago!!

19.11.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

16 orders processed tonight. Man I love 1-day track events.

18.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By the time I need to buy another car, it seems there will be zero on the market that I will find acceptable

17.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would not trust any dangly thing around my neck that I can't snap apart with my arms, personally

17.11.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need

15.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1388    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 13

"No laws on Ceres, just cops"
Miller was so full of bangers

16.11.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By this time next week we could be seeing brand new heresies every 30 minutes

15.11.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this a lot for many distinct reasons

15.11.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey OpenAI, if it's so important to you I will sell you all of my photos for one million dollars

15.11.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would have bought the TNG bluray set if it was in SD and one season per disc.

14.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Labubu as a Hollywood Reporter would be very funny.

14.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Minotaur Landscaping & Hedge Mazes

14.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot of website β€œJoin the Icarus Experience”???

Screen shot of website β€œJoin the Icarus Experience”???

Idk idk!!!

14.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

It seems like half my orders from the BMW event were people like "I ran two instructor sessions, most of A group, one TT session and two and a half in D group" and it's REALLY ANNOYING and taking forever #trackdayphorography

14.11.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A few photos from last weekend. Testarossa showed up at the last minute, promptly overheated and pitted; but I was glad to get a couple shots at least! #photography #motorsport #trackday #ferrari

14.11.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So are prices still going to end in hundredths and if so what happens when I pay in cash?

13.11.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It certainly fizzled out, there have been maybe a dozen updates in those 10 years. Let's see if she can keep it going this time...

12.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beyond ridiculous that manipulating tables is completely different in every single Microsoft program

11.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be funny to imagine LA as a two-state city though. Especially in this scenario where those two states have like 70% of the electoral college. God it would be so insane.

11.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah true, it's got NYC and Chicago (though misses most of PA). If we say for the sake of argument LA is in Carolina, maybe it evens out a little.

Well, time to relitigate every 20th century election using these states...

11.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How many electoral votes does "Virginia" get in this scenario? 300?

11.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every argument against karting as an Olympic sport can be used against at least 6 others.

11.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Side note, if the IOC brought in karting as an Olympic sport it would change the world of motorsport so much. I really want it to happen and there's no good reason for it not to.

11.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If EVs were any good at track stuff they could fix this problem! Honestly though, a 95 dB limit would be easy for most cars and you'd barely notice it a couple blocks away in a city. Not sure why this is any more onerous than a pro sports stadium TBH.

11.11.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately karting has a stigma of being amateurish or unserious, plus you'll never get more than a couple hundred folks as a live audience at an indoor place.

11.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do think karting has good theoretical mass appeal. It's more driver-focused (i.e. "relatable"), you can put a track anywhere, and anyone can pop down on a Tuesday night to try their hand for fifty bucks and *directly* compare themselves to a pro.

11.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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