Two Thangs: pop art supreme

I know there's a lot of people struggling right now but my friend Rebecca has really been put through it and continues to need some help. She's a wonderful soul and one of the most amazing bass players in the world. If you can help out at all you can find the link in my bio.

Two Thangs will be participating in the general strike tomorrow. Closing down all the online stores and no social media. Fuck ice, fuck this administration and absolutely fuck what's happening in the beautiful city of Minneapolis.

I know, I know, I was just ruffling some feathers because the two teams in the superbowl represent both of my home towns. I'll actually be partying with the green bay fans during the game anyway. They've got the best nachos! Two Thangs: Muppets and Green Bay Packers

This is an accurate depiction of what the Patriots defensive line will look like when Marshawn Lynch comes out of retirement this weekend at the Superbowl. Tom Brady is just a knock off Mr. Darcy! Two Thangs: Marshawn Lynch / Pride and Prejudice

Yeah, I think the Seahawks my RIDE THE LIGHTNING all the way to victory this year. Patriots are bums that may have a bunch of rings but not ONE Two Thangs painting. Two Thangs: Seahawks and Metallica

That hand is amazing. I think our tally was 18 but we got a few more inches last night.

I'M JUST SAYING, SEAHAWKS: 3 Two Thangs Paintings / PATRIOTS 0 Two Thangs paintings. You know who is taking this. Here's one, it's Stevie Wonder and the Seahawks. You might even say that the Superbowl is signed, sealed and delivered!

Two Thangs is snowed in suckers! No painting happening today.

Well, since I'm snowed in today, how about I share a brand new Two Thangs painting? You voted for it as the Patreon Sketchathon 2025 winner and plus she's out there calling out our bullshit country today, it's Billie Eilish and Boba Tea. Keep warm and FUCK ICE!

What if little Alex Horne DOES say all those awful things to Greg before the show

Nothing hit quite like that Lizzo summer. Here in two thangs, she can enjoy it permanently. Diva Week continues with Lizzo and Bumper Boats.

And my final Diva for Diva Week (before revealing the new Diva painting) is Miley Cyrus here with Lil Bub. My first diva painting! Do you have the original painting? I have no idea where it ended up.

Any #TopChef heads out there? Fun seeing Kristen Kish on Traitors this season. Anyways, here the CLASSIC as a classic. #padma and #thebirthofvenus

One more Dolly during Diva Week, it's Dolly Parton and the Gorillaz.

This painting was done in the very first year of Two Thangs and it's the only time I've gotten to paint ol' poker face herself. Diva Week welcomes Lady Gaga / Purple.

Well, double Dolly calls for double Sasha Fierce this Diva Week! Here's Beyonce and Star Wars.

People often ask if there's a Two Thangs painting that's my Two Thangs. This one is one. Two Thangs I always wanted to paint but hadn't gotten the chance before. Nic Cage / Gritty in the wedding of the century. Shot out to Bobby Peru!

Dolly coming in HOT this weekend. She could be the center piece of Diva Week. This was Dolly Parton and Books done on a denim jacket.

Two divas in ONE sitting? Diva week continues with this fun one of Beyonce and Dolly eating tacos.

Yeah, I accidentally had my phone set to slo-mo when I recorded the turn for this #theylive / #cheers painting. previously, I've sped it up cause that's pretty easy but WHY NOT ADD SUSPENSE!

Can such an indie singer be a diva? I vote YES! It's Kate Bush and Florida coming in hot this Diva Week.

Diva week is here! Here's the most modern of divas, it's Taylor Swift and Pitbulls.

What would Diva Week be without the current star of Wicked, it's Ariana Grande and Fantasy Football!

Where were you when you were first eroticized by a wizard? Two Thangs: Erotic Art / Wizards

One of the coolest things that happened to me this vending season was meeting a wonderful young lady that worked on Gravity Falls as an animator. She sent a pic of this painting to the creator of the show and reported back that he dug it! Two Thangs: #Devo and #Gravityfalls

It's diva week over here at Two Thangs since I've got a new diva painting coming your way. I'm using in the least derogatory way and just as a single female star in the singing world. This one was Amy Winehouse and vintage hair dryers.

Diva week continues! It's my generation's diva supreme Madonna and Cairn Terriers

The four Two Thangs murals of Seattle. One no longer exists but I'm really proud of all of these. Hoping maybe some New Englanders are interested in making their living areas more vibrant this spring!

The Two Thangs sticker sheet is just about sold out! I've got six left and I threw them up on the site. Nothing makes your water bottle cooler than a Jeff Goldblum comet! Grab em while they're still available.

I really should have used this video to practice my Tim Robinson faces. Anyways, one of my favorites, it's the #ithinkyoushouldleave / #pinball painting. You can catch the story of this one in the Two Thangs book. It's just Two Thangs, Barbie, I'm not the blues brothers.