Two Thangs: pop art supreme

One of my favorites from this year, it's the #Smurfs / #theYoungOnes painting. For all you British Comedy fans, it's a classic and I fit a lot of fun detail in there.

There's so many taskmaster tasks that I would watch instead of most sports

There's a Two Thangs in Salem, MA and it was even featured in the Two Thangs book. It's Zombies / Bulldogs pictured here with it's owner the great @emmaswickedattic. I'll be up in Witch City this Saturday and Sunday at @ghost.ship.market so swing on by Old Town Hall (or catch me at a beefery)

Your first preview of the 2026 Dirtbag Pin Up Calendar! It's #willemdafoe as a pizza delivery man. Pick yours up asap on two Thangs dot com!

To create the 2026 Dirtbag Pin Up Calendar, I created 13 original ink drawings, scanned them and then created another 13 original marker pieces. That means I have 26 original drawings that I want to give away with the sale of the calendar! Order one today and you could get an original!

This Ursula print by @donald.topp is one of my favorites and makes me think of Divine every time I see it in our kitchen. His work is really dope.

These Miley / Lil Bub key chains have started to move fast. Get one before they're sold out.

I tried the new scanning feature in Google Photos on a painting. Pics never do my paintings real justice and I'm always searching for a way to capture them better but a pixel can't do justice to the colors of pigment. Which one do you prefer?

A closer look at my Mr. Show / Rainbows painting on denim. Change for a dollar, change for a dollar.....

Here's another piece of art in our home that I love. It's these beautiful big cats by @gggreatwhite that just light up our staircase. These are the looks Brandi and I give each other when we pass on the stairs as well.

My Archer / Arrested Development painting. Lots of deep cuts and easter eggs to find in this one, just like both shows. Can you even find the dude screaming STEVE HOLT?

Have you picked up one of the Pee Wee / Mistfits shirts yet? Available for a limited time only.

I'm running a sick deal on Two Thangs dot com. You can get the 2026 Dirtbag Calendar and the Two Thangs book for $50. That's a crazy discount because I want you to have both in your hands. Get one for yourself and the other as a gift for your favorite friend with bad taste in partners!

Posting your Spotify wrapped is like bragging that you only shopped at Walmart this year

Here's a painting we own that I really love. It's by @kerstingraudins and it brightens up our front corner while making it feel like we have surrealist taxidermy over there.

My friend Adam passed away a week or so ago. I have been thinking about him and I decided to start posting more about the art I feel passionately about. Bands, paintings, books or really any form of creativity. It's important to make art but it can be more important to support others. RIP Superfan

The Room / The Scream painting featuring your favorite weirdo to ever say "Hai Mark!". Prints avaialbe for your favorite bad movie enthusiast.

Your winner of the Patreon Sketchathon 2025 in a very hard fought battle is Billie Eilish and Boba Tea. Painting will be made and heading your way soon!

It's turkey week and what are you doing with your life. Get together with your chosen family and celebrate each other over a good meal. Today, I'm celebraiting you! Thanks for following along with Two Thangs.

I've got a killer special right now up on my site! The Two Thangs book AND the 2026 Dirtbag Pin-up Calendar (not pictured here but you get the idea) for $50 even! I huge discount on both items but I want to put them in your hands. Get a gift for someone else and a gift for yourself!

Here's how my most popular painting of 2025 came together. It's the Pee Wee Herman / Misfits painting. Available as a t-shirt on Twothangs dot com for a limited time only.

This is a painting I did for my Virgin Mary outfit at Camp John Waters this last year complete with Brandi Mee-Maw. I don't count it as finished as I think I'll keep at this one and see where I can take it for 2026. For all you Pecker heads!

Been wondering who made the cut in the 2026 Dirtbag Pin Up calendar? Well, wonder no longer! Here are your dirtbags. Available for purchase now on Two Thangs dot com.

Can you believe I just finally finished my fulfillment from the kickstarter 2 years ago? This is the last one and I'm pumped to finally be done with it. A vest painting combining Mr. Show and Rainbows that you may see walking around at a NoVa wrestling show someday.

Update from the studio

Brandi and I were lucky enough to meet the hardcore legend himself Mick Foley last week and he signed the proof of my Two Thangs book on the page featuring my Cactus Jack / Geto Boys painting. He said it was awesome! That's two signatures in this bad boy (w/ John Waters What a pair of my heroes!)

Today is Macho Man Randy Savage and Ol Dirty Bastards birthday! (Along with PGB and Mr. Fitness). It's a great day to eat cake,get CREAM and snap into it. Wuuuuuuu yeeeeaaaahhhhh

I know, I already posted this Tears for Fears / Breakfast Club painting but here it is after it was framed. Didn't it look so great? It went off to the commissioning party and it's forever home looking like a 10 out of 10.

Thanks everyone that stuck with the history of Two Thangs! It was fun to journey through the past. The Patron Sketchathon is the present so make sure you vote this week! Future is the Dirtbag Pinup Calendar 2026.

How about a NEW PAINTING? It's Freddie Krueger and Jessie Pinkman here to say a word to ya. Dumb idea but what a fun painting (original is still for sale actually). Prints available!