sarah (spoonsie)

bob from bob’s burgers stumbles, obviously drunk. linda from bobs burgers says “bobby, whats wrong??” bob shouts “THEY NEUTERED ME LINDA!!!” he continues “I was so EDGY season 1!! now im NOTHING!!!!” linda says “bobby… what kind of loser would possibly give a crap about bob’s burgers not being edgy enough” a close up on my phone containing a google doc titled “IDEAS FOLDER!!! (secret)” the first idea is “bob from bob’s burgers is spiritually castrated” the cartoonist gazes down at it exhausted and says “yeah whatever” END

מרנרנת בחושך #פידחתולים

gamerrrrrr

yay me pass animation class good wahoo

Screenshot of Bluesky thread. Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Our oven has suddenly decided it's not going to get hotter than 315 degrees. Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com Can you fit a space heater inside? U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here. Nov 28, 2025, 10:37 AM

OK, who narced?

Produce aisle sign: SPECIAL FRESH BRAZIL WHITE NAME

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

I'd be wary of what data it requires on sign-up and who *does* have access to the data but it's good to see people taking a pro-active approach and I wish nothing but the best for the venture personally

every time i cook one

nah who raised those prats is a bad mom

uni is giving wise sage with a HINT of what I can only describe as "body found perfectly preserved in a bog"

actually embarassing and they think they're get supporters? like that's the thing right, they think by releasing this, the world at large will turn upon and descend upon you and raise them up and say "my god, this person has a messy living sitch NEAR you? and you SURVIVED it? my baby angels" like

m8 literally do it like the idea that people think they hold power over you because "oh, we saw how you live at your absolute worst, wouldn;t it be a shame if people knew what depression does to an mfer?" like literally fuck off with that

good and correct

the Gazan kebab place is called Gazakjøkken and it’s delicious - nice people

maps.app.goo.gl/jWpa3ZYa6qPj...

🧐🧐🧐 what?

A tumblr post from telltaletypist: "one particularly sinister way that cop shows use propaganda is portraying defense lawyers as sleazy, opportunistic scumbags for committing the heinous sin of making sure their clients' rights aren't trampled over. cop shows are designed to make you hate your own rights and perpetuate the disgusting idea that only the guilty would try to defend themselves."

Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum

(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)

ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.

ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

feeling status: safe 😎

Writing songs about Mosquito bites in winter and becoming Gen-Z Climate Change Jimmy Buffett

YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO Nine Inch Nails - Piggy (VEVO Presents)

Posting this today, for no particular reason

wait

Beans on toast is already american

A cell phone with has an inflated spicy battery

You can go to Oregon and see Hot Air balloon shows

omg yay hiiiiiiiii

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent