🔞 circus academia 🌈🐌

this shit is why discord added that terms of service stipulation that you forfeit your right to sue them fuck discord man

so it turns out that the identity verification provder persona, with its well documented links to peter thiel from the epstein files and palintir, is keeping all data of targets and linking them to intelligence databases and watch lists, exactly like you suspected

vmfunc.re/blog/persona

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/

the thing about the guide characters in 3D Zelda is that the games introduced the problem, sure, but they also solved it, and their solution was "make the guide character a goblin girl with a huge ass who sits on you and berates you constantly while you literally get turned into a dog"

This Brazilian woman hates AI

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

(dnd handbook voice) bottoms may be more susceptible to physical damage, but the top's inherent vulnerability to psychological damage has long been overlooked

alas. I am outranked by every one of you. and have no authority to schedule a meeting. this isn't a career thing either I want this to succeed and go well because I have a very nice job with a very nice mission. is anyone out there? am I alone in this universe? my god

never had to deal with the "this meeting could've been an email" for w/e lucky reason but you fucken know what. I am having to deal with "can we PLEASE schedule a damn meeting so I can make you actually reply re: this thing I'm partially responsible for despite being outranked by every one of you"

WAS GROOVING TO THIS ALL MORNING TY

Writing is thinking.

It's not some marginal boring task you can skip. It's the heart of it.

I think I saw this drama

bank huh. now I understand why they're telling you to have kids

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!

itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

Hopecore

i refuse to give in to despair but i will give in to gluttony or like revenge maybe even horny

oh my god??

A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

Ominous bird valentines.

doubles luge. one guy lays on his back on the luge sled and the second guy lays on his back on top of the first guy

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

OOOHHhh it's a sport!! that's also buff and impressive but does make the four hours make more sense HAHA I was like holy shit

LOVE how buff and shredded you are. love the periodic reminders

my brain needs to work hard and wear itself out on scenarios for me to be able to sleep it's its own problem </3 usually it's been fanfic but ereader makes it easier for me to stop and sleep isntead of clicking another 30 fics. unless I pick up my phone next. we just need our little brain treats,

your dark past

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

damn......... I've been taking my ereader to bed for my bedtime stories too. maybe I ......................... (.......)

bravest shit anyone has ever said

you are part of the running from your state govt club and you should act like it

Pigeons in center of a magical circle

Powerful magic

Hikaru Utada reveals in recent interview they identify as “tri-bi”: “Bisexual, bilingual and non-binary.”

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