Jasper J. Jaspers

A girl of indeterminate age, let's say early teenage years, is sitting in an examination room. Doctors pore over a pelvic x-ray where a toy figure is lodged internally. The girl's mother stands by, embarrassed.

Posting the link and the punchline, because it's so big.

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Five Characters in Search of an Exit
Living Doll
Little Girl Lost

There's an old gag about the "Target Tax", where people paid a little extra to avoid the shame of shopping at Wal-Mart.

And these guys decided nothing bad would happen if they became a uniquely shameful place to shop that also costs more.

Shot + chaser

I think there's a 40% chance he believes that's JD Vance with his beard grown out

That furnace is terrifying if you're not prepared for it

Hey blabbermouth, seven is supposed to be a secret never to be told

I would. You just tell them magnets are woke, and when they go to punch them, they all short out.

People are free to use Letterboxd however they see fit, but I have one puissant kvetch I stand by:

The Four-and-a-half star rating is for cowards.

A hearty shout out to the vigilant person who is maintaining and updating the Trump Enablers blocklist

The song "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" is not a Christmas song. As the title and lyrics suggest, it comments on the indicators of the Christmas season's oncoming arrival. Ergo, it should rightfully never be played in December, only the weeks preceding Thanksgiving. In this essay, I w

I'll be happy to be proven incorrect, but this has all the hallmarks of a Came Back Wrong narrative

The 1961 cast album of ROCKY & HIS FRIENDS from Golden Records.

Happy 66th to ROCKY & BULLWINKLE!

Jay Ward's animated Cold War satire debuted Nov 19, 1959 as ROCKY & HIS FRIENDS starring June Foray (Rocky/Natasha), Bill Scott (Bullwinkle/Mr. Peabody), Paul Frees (Boris), Walter Tetley (Sherman) and William Conrad + Edward Everett Horton (narrators). #Animation

It's funny how the big climactic incident in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is how despite getting ten days off from work for Christmas, despite getting a present from his boss, Clark is furious because his Christmas bonus is not cash. And we're still supposed to feel sorry for him.

The worst crime yet for Generative AI: Giving the Scary Movie guys new ideas

I say this with full sincerity, you trained a machine to replicate human thought and behavior based on internet comment sections. What the hell did you think was going to happen?

There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.

Princess Unikitty from The Lego Movie

My advice to anyone who would use the phrase "Desiring desirable desire, desirably" is to close the word processor and get some sleep.

I'm not saying I'm considering converting to Catholicism, I'm just saying I've seen how the Protestant church uses the film industry as an advancement of their rhetoric, and only one of these two sermons is worth listening to.

A multiball DDoS error

You ever let an app try and play you comedy music? It's insufferable. Once you get out of the Weird Al Habitable Zone there's only three type of songs.

A) I Love You Dear, And Here's a Donkey (1958)
B) Farty Farty Fart (parody of Billy Ray Cyrus) (1996)
C) Osama Kicked My Dog (2002)

remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism

Eight is optimistic. You just know they wake up every morning going, "Oh boy, another glorious day of coveting."

I never got to do this for the vice-president, but:

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Still from a 2016 Nick Offerman video where he gave various musings. "If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency in 2016, it will be the first time in history that two presidents have had sex with each other."

First part didn't happen, second part did.

There's only 10 Commandments and two them explicitly say not to do shit like this

A Confederacy of Martians

It's like a Niles Crane gag

They're literally trying the "It's just sparkling molestation" defense