I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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Ask me about my cats She/Her
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
10.02.2026 06:10 β π 22578 π 4586 π¬ 1 π 2I'm late to the party (as usual) but the new Muppets Show was just delightful.
10.02.2026 08:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Age Verification?
I checked the newspaper to see what was showing at the cinema.
Snoot
07.02.2026 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This might do it
07.02.2026 11:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting my parents to watch Sinners. I am excited for them to see it.
06.02.2026 20:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Forbidden Gummie Bear
06.02.2026 12:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Browsing what's on at the cinema and I've just learnt that the new Avatar is 3 hours and 20 minutes. At least the Melania doc is only 1hr45
03.02.2026 08:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Labour took votes for granted.
They've blown it.
Green Party want to lower bills, protect our NHS and rebuild our public services.
Vote Green - and stop Reform.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
What's the best reading order for Murderbot? I've read All Systems and Red and Artificial Condition. I've got System Collapse ready to collect the library but I'm not sure if that's the best one to read next, it's just the first one to become available.
02.02.2026 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Marge Simpson "I just think they're neat" meme with Carol Danvers' head in place of the potatoes. "They're" has been replaced with "she's" in the text.
31.01.2026 18:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Destroying livelihoods isn't enough. The AI's are targeting the creators directly now?
Please finish Widdershins before AI slop tries to replace you.
Abolishing ICE is not enough.
They must be publicly identified.
They must be prosecuted.
They must be punished.
Justice must be served.
I forgot, pronouns are bad and you shouldn't use them.
26.01.2026 18:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What's this "Leaving Soon" nonsense Netflix is saying about She-Ra???
26.01.2026 17:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can she still siphon without direct contact?
23.01.2026 14:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I cannot talk like a human being if there's a microphone present. I had to record a video of myself for an interview once. My application did not proceed to the second round.
23.01.2026 07:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's been hard to keep this under wraps.
deadline.com/2026/01/lore...
I'm sorry for the people who don't want to be woken up, but I'm going to scream so loud you'll all hear me.
21.01.2026 07:43 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."
Reposting this for no particular reason
08.11.2024 14:20 β π 42450 π 12488 π¬ 255 π 265I was 2/3rds of the way through this thread before I realised it was real and not a political metaphor.
20.01.2026 07:57 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Of all the ways WW3 could start this probably isn't the stupidest, but it's Top 5 at least.
19.01.2026 15:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why does it look so boring?
Between chatting online as a bland version of myself or an elf who can turn into a bear, I know which one I'm choosing.
I donβt make the rules, but when itβs reposting this, I damn well follow them and YOUβD BETTER TOO. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
18.01.2026 02:46 β π 210 π 161 π¬ 6 π 23Wednesday is TRANSPHOBES ARE TRASH DAY!
Congratulations to those who celebrate this wonderful day.
Also, every other day is also Transphobes are Trash Day, I forgot to mention that.
Nobody tell him Greenland is the icy one.
14.01.2026 13:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
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09.01.2026 09:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0NOW: Crowd continues to grow in Minneapolis at a vigil where a federal agent shot and killed Renee Good this morning.
βSAY HER NAME!β
βRENEE GOOD!β
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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