Zachary Atticus

bury my bitchass at dawn

tbh you should be ashamed. you should lowk be shame’s only daughter

FUCK the rainforest, this just made the whole “A-intelligence” thing worth it. day=made :)

learning to speak Spanish so when I go to Japan I can at least be a little less embarrassed about not speaking the language

So sorry to hear this, Alan. If a critic of your stature isn’t safe then no one is. Will be subscribing as soon as I’m able.

fun and okay thing to do while waiting in line at the CVS pharmacy: wait for an old person in front of you to tell them their date of birth and then go “DAMN!”

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

me when i can’t brute force the boss on the first try “okay dark souls…”

cum chump

Malcolm Jamal-Warner as Theo Huxtable, wearing a shirt by Gordon Gartrell.

Theo was legitimately the coolest person in the world to me when I was a kid. Rest in peace, king.

free cocktail idea

the 49

just a 7 and 7 with thyme

me commenting on all my friends instagram posts apropos of nothing

“okay glow up! twas beauty that killed the beast!”

if i die young? bury my ass in satin

lay my dead ass down on a bed of roses

overflowing my kitchen sink until some treasure appears in the cabinet underneath

who gon be there

- me responding to a memorial service invite

might fuck around and unearth an ancient evil that i can’t hope to understand but DO hope to control

don’t count your chickens before they hatch? yeah right… like anything’s gonna happen to my precious eggs 🙄

*my ass running up to every person i see with a nosebleed”

you have to help me, PLEASE. my cat is stuck in an old willow TREE. use your powers PLEASE

ppl always be talking about shit i know nothing about 🙄

thank you walmart

when these new harry potter kids are so normal and well adjusted in 10 years let’s all pat ourselves on the back and say “good job “ :)

video games? to me? that’s when they tell you there’s 5 of something, you slowly discover there’s 8, and then there turns out to be 9

you guys will never guess the hot new toy that’s about to hit the market. i’ll give you just one word as a hint…

plastic ;)

:)

going to start selling jacks on the tiktok store

might fuck around and let the friction my brain feels about putting in the work on any of my creative projects keep me paralyzed in place until the day is over 😏

so glad you got to be a part of it when you did!

polygon and giant bomb dead in the same week is just unfathomable

long live giant bomb

long live polygon

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