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Michael Harrison

@mikeharrisoncomic.bsky.social

Comedian! Follow me and come to my shows! Huzzah

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I will bet Trump doesn’t fire Pam Bondi. Why would a pedo fire someone who is hiding his crimes?

#trump #epstein #bondi

13.07.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have talked to some MAGA people, and this Epstein cover up is the first thing I have agreed with them on.

Then they try to talk about other issues and I have to tell them β€œWhy? We were getting along. Let’s not ruin it.”

#Epstein #USA # justice

08.07.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trumps deadline for the Big Beautiful Bill is July 4th. I guess if you're going to take away millions of peoples health care, why not do it by one of the unhealthiest holidays of the year?!

#BigBeatifulBill #usa #america

03.07.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a church in Springfield, MO with a Starbucks in it! How boring are these sermons?

#religion #coffee #sermom

12.06.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Diddy tried to get a girl to help him kill Kid Cudi. This is getting weirder than Tiger King!

#diddy #trial #assistant

27.05.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I released a 52 minute standup special last month on Amazon. This month, a comic told me they dropped a 7 minute comedy special on YouTube. That means last month, I released 8 back to back specials!!!!!

#comedy #professional #beast

23.05.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give or take 5 goals, that game could have went either way!

#TorontoMapleLeafs #nhl #playoffs

19.05.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know you had a good set in a retirement home when the residents learn the internet to email you a compliment!

#comedy #shows #retirement

12.05.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because of the church, this is the one Mothers Day weekend where a lot of people will be talking about a father

#pope #father #mother

08.05.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today, a whole bunch of people who don’t know what a Fed rate is are upset that it didn’t get slashed like Trump wanted!

#trump #economy #bank

07.05.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is looking to slash spending on education but not on the military. He wants to keep America armed with dumber Americans.

#RecipeforSuccess
#budget #education #usa

02.05.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The leading issue in Canada's election today is riding on who hates Trump more!

#Canada #election #vote

28.04.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Breaking news! 3 time NFL Super Bowl winner George Santos is found guilty of fraud!

#Santos #crime #guilty

25.04.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn! The more China owns Trump, the more my stock goes up!

#Trump #USA #stockmarket

24.04.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk is leaving DOGE. Finally an effective government cut!

#doge #usa #elon

24.04.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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