@simonecomedy.bsky.social
🇨🇦 she/her/elle Ottawa comedian 🏆WINNER 2022 PYAC Absolute Comedy Ottawa 🏆WINNER 2021 Yuk Yuk’s Ottawa MMSCC 🏁F1 fan 🐈⬛Cat mom to KC, Koala, and Arthur
I had a blast performing at the Nubian Show at Yuk Yuk’s Toronto on Sunday night.
Thank you Kenny Robinson for the opportunity!
All you gotta do is…
#ottawa #standup #comedy
When I was a little kid, my poncho caught fire in church.
#ottawa #standup #comedy #poncho
It’s here!
My debut comedy album “Gently Savage” is officially out today!
Thank you to everyone who’s supported me - I’m so excited to share this with you.
🎧 Listen now: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
#GentlySavage #SimoneComedy #AlbumRelease #StandUpComedy
I assembled this shoe cabinet by myself. I’m handy.
26.07.2025 14:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Gently Savage”, my debut stand-up comedy album, will be released on July 28, 2025.
I can’t wait for you to hear it.
More details coming soon.
Love to all ❤️
11.05.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.05.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My late mother’s fear of crossing the border isn’t so quirky or weird anymore.
#standup #ottawa #toronto
⭐️ Headliner: Kyle Brownrigg
🎤 Host: Ryan Maglunob
Feature: Simone Holder
Friday, April 18 @ 9:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 8:00 PM
Saturday, April 19 @ 10:30 PM
Sunday, April 20 @ 8:00 PM
For tickets, please call the club at 416-486-7700 or go online at www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
A woman walked across the stage to get to the bar while a comic was performing. She crossed the stage again to get back to her seat.
When I got to the stage, I joked with her that I’d fight her if she crossed the stage. This is what happened a few minutes later.
I had a first tonight: A man came up to me after my set and asked me for my autograph.
10.04.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is so true 🤣
06.04.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No more April fool’s jokes!
01.04.2025 12:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This cat loves me. 🐈⬛❤️ Arthur ❤️🐈⬛
28.03.2025 22:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ayyyeeeee!!!! Tickets are on sale now for my 2nd comedy album recording (and my debut with #ComedyDynamics)!!!!
Ticket link in my bio:
linktr.ee/KellyZemnick...
Oh no…there’s been a murder. This is Arthur stretched out on the floor.
#ottawa #blackcats
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Hi! I’m Simone, an Ottawa-based standup comedian who loves three things: making people laugh, F1 racing, and catering to my feline overlords. Expect jokes, cat antics, and emotional meltdowns over tire strategies. Let’s have some fun—no DRS needed!
