AndyH

So swift was the attack by the visiting Andean condor that only the inedible elements of Bob's clothing remained.

03.07.2025 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not only did I inadvertently buy the fat-free version of Longley Farm natural yoghurt from Just Natural but Crookes Co-op ignored my membership card and I paid 50p more than I should. Disproportionally affected by these two things. Will go for a run to recover.

15.06.2025 11:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheese. Mmmmmmm.

13.06.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A poster in a shop window which reads "a beautiful evening of yoga and live harp, Friday May 16, 7PM-8.30PM" With a picture of a harp and a person behind the harp doing a yoga pose.

Yoga and live harp you say? I'm not sure my cognitive capacity could cope with learning both yoga and harp simultaneously, particularly within the 90 minute time frame given. #Yoga #Harp

04.06.2025 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd be really impressed by #AI if, rather than being tagged-on as the greatest thing ever in every advert for things that have already existed for years, it was able to mute adverts that contain any mention of AI. That's possible without AI, but obvs that isn't in the interests of commerce.

25.05.2025 15:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sign on a rather run-down looking, former garage forecourt building that says "Premium Vape Store. Entrance at the rear."

You can tell the class of a smoking paraphernalia establishment by the location of the door. #Premium #Quality #Gaspers

23.05.2025 10:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The hand of a colleague holding the bottle of Henderson's Relish. Behind the object can be seen the accoutrements of an office desk, a keyboard, a couple of monitors and a notepad.

Gave this to a colleague when taking voluntary severance. A bottle of Henderson's Relish with a use by date of October 2016. Had to slightly dismantle a cupboard to get to it as the key was mislaid. #Relish

22.05.2025 16:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0