The little bit was the last bit sweetie.
15.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@twidget.wtf.bsky.social
Poorly reformed tin can sailor, network engineer, semi-skilled coder, notorious “creative problem solver", and flagrant abuser of the English language. Grammar and punctuation will be random and capricious. (He/Him)
The little bit was the last bit sweetie.
15.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, because pissing in Deadbeat Donnie's wheeties is all the reward we need.
14.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My last (all male crew) ship's TV network played movies underway: 2 legit channels, and a 3rd that played "training films" 😉
A midshipmen complained about #3 to the XO who looked him dead in the eye and said "you're mistaken, that channel DOES NOT EXIST." but... IT DOES NOT EXIST.
Mine is him living in a filthy camp down by the river with his "tank" up on blocks, eating sterno with a spork, and raving into a dead cell phone about how his new line of lead tainted boner pills will generate enough cash to get the tank wheels out of hock.
14.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/twid...
14.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Based on the picture and the dual mount gun on the fo'c'sle and the wacky missile director aft, it's either her or one of her two sister ships.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slava-c...
Geared up for the 18th.
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13.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that's truth in advertising.
13.10.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Location identified: check
Time identified: check
Movement plan & logistics: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign prepped for action: Big fat double check.
Bridge, combat, we are in receipt of anti-dipshit tasking. Set Condition 2 - anti-dipshit, combat has tactical control, the captain's presence is requested in combat.
Combat, CDN2 set, engineering standing by to answer all bells.
Guns, set the snark cannons to automatic, we're going in nasty.
Location identified: check
Time identified: check
Schedule cleared: check
Sign: that’s a double check
Stay off the kook-aid kids!
12.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’ve got the range, time to pour it on!
Let‘s show these degenerate freaks the consequences of troubling the giants sleep… via normal civil procedure.
Nope.
11.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God fucking dammit to hell, it’s Ann Frank’s diary all over again.
11.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interesting fact: if you give up everything you love to live longer, you don’t actually live longer, it just feels longer.
11.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
11.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 2356 🔁 747 💬 106 📌 30Nine beers in, could be far worse.
11.10.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And before that, they changed a lot of fascists pronouns from sucker/loser to was here/over there…
11.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/twid...
11.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0And the downside is what exactly?
11.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nine beers in: fuck her and the gender affirming care that she rode in on.
I assert as fact that there are only two kinds of people - those who live to serve others, and those who live to serve themselves.
And for all of my legendary faults, I put service before self.
There is a 100% chance that not only he has one, he helps crash grinder ever time the “family values“ crowd has a flocking of the fuckwits.
11.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The extra-heavy infantry.
11.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.
11.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brutal, but fair and accurate.
11.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even if true, and fuck me running it ain't, it'd be a fair trade for a life expectancy > 32, various bits and bobs not hurting, and not being the fastest draw in the west if you know what I mean...
11.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pro Tip: Coffee is sleep distillate...
11.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's up his ass eating a ham sandwich.
11.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0