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@klingonhipster.bsky.social

I liked raktajino before it was cool.

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i got a general sense of foreboding instead. did i read it wrong

17.09.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œJust how often do you watch Star Trek?”

β€œyes”

14.09.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

12.09.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he looks so happy, like he just found the 24 hour water polo channel

12.09.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good night and sweet schemes

10.09.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThis we do not forgive… OR FORGET” along with β€œglory to you… AND YOUR HOUSE.” said with the requisite crazy eyes of course

09.09.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hope star trek scouts is canon and features cameos of legacy characters/ships, just so memory alpha has to update the pictures they use in their articles. picard stuck in a soap bubble? make it so

08.09.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good night sweet bank account

08.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the absolute COOLEST ships in sci-fi

07.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve never been to a con but this sounds wildly appropriate and i am jealous

07.09.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢wheeeeeen the wormhole’s too small
and the probe’s wedged inside
that’s r’mor-a 🎢

07.09.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lookin’ conspiratorial!

04.09.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like the finale is functioning within specified parameters

03.09.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

takes like that are mind-boggling (i can’t read the blocked post but i’m assuming it was along the lines of asking queer folks to β€œtake one for the team”). and selfishly, securing rights of queer people is an absolute benefit to me as a straight person as it strengthens my rights as well

02.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they just don’t understand. more candy corn for the rest of us!

02.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s mirror worf’s specialty

01.09.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s fair to say she’s not the fanbase’s favorite tng character (that honor goes to lwaxana) but i think she does get some good moments later in the season.

01.09.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate that it’s become MORE relevant than it was when it aired

01.09.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have nothing useful to add (sorry!), but your post is immediately above the pictured post in my feed. bluesky playing jokes today

01.09.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

stare into the face OF GLORY

01.09.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s all well and good, but what more must you do to reach that elusive β€œheavyweight” status?

01.09.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An Ortegas episode! Finally. And it looks like she gets to go on an away mission too!

…I’m now very worried.

01.09.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hope the wedding is officiated by a shop steward

26.08.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHe showed me the code - page after page of Emacs Lisp, with exactly zero comments β€˜because Lisp is self-documenting’.”

i swear i heard a scare chord after reading that

25.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

may he be the standard that all ice agents aspire to

23.08.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a warrior’s polyhedron

18.08.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m starting to think that the holodecks in star trek fail so often by design. otherwise nobody would ever leave.

18.08.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey, bashir did file a protest!

and then presumably went back to the holodeck to play more games with o’brien

18.08.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how dare you that young man is a problem-solver

18.08.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we could have had admiral porthos??

18.08.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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