Gleisner robot

Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.” OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...

Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”

Uhm

Image of labubu doll labeled labubu next to image of spiky labubu doll labeled lakiki

::slowly stands while clapping::

Ok, I'll bite: what's wrong with iNaturalist now?

New kiki/bouba test just dropped

Ага, тройничок, значит, намечается <3

Heh, I've noticed it too and have absolutely no objections!

Funny because I always said "shape-shifting" as a kid when adults asked me what superpower I would like to have

White-breasted nuthatch 🪶
June 12, 2025

In a comic strip panel, person in a red shirt walks through a sunlit forest. The text says "Sometimes I go looking for a tiny part of the universe." "This part only takes up as much space as: half an apple, a salt shaker, or 2 ping pong balls." Each of these items is shown. Galaxies and stars swirl as the text says "But somehow, in an unfathomably huge universe," and then there's a complex mess of forest leaves, with one tiny Wilson's warbler in one corner, and the text says "this one tiny part" There's a close up of the warbler, blazing yellow against a sparkly yellow background, and the text says "can fill up my whole heart."

Tiny part.

Still aus Twin Peaks. Dale Cooper sitzt im Auto und spricht in sein Diktiergerät. Untertitel: Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks, five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life.

#twinpeaksday

Wait a second, I thought the core conservative ideology was based on freedom of speech and criticism of censorship?

Didn't know that, thank you for clarifying! (Also, that's an impressive number of linguists already)

No shame in self-promoting yourself!! (as some great minds have already done in the comments) bsky.app/profile/gret...

well there's that go.bsky.app/UUM7Gcx

The state of the world is really depressing right now, so here is a birb I drew this morning

(плачет, машет рукой, уходит) Даже пумы захаживали пару раз, а лося всё ещё не видела за ПЯТЬ ЛЕТ здесь.

Aaaah! “I want to break freeze” stole my heart!

Конечно нет! Что с ними?

А, могу рассказать смешное на тему: узнала месяц назад примерно, что у снегоуборочных машин в Эдмонтоне есть имена и это абсолютно прекрасно, конечно

С днём рождения! Не уверена, считается ли пара декоративных канадских гусей под снегом «чем-то красивым», но мне завалило входную дверь и ничего красивее сфотографировать, к сожалению, не получится ;)

“So guys, I just found this ultra rare, super elusive bird (shows HAND)”

I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).

To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.

The guy at the reception of my doctor's office is having a very interesting dead-serious conversation with someone: “Yeah, I am not sure how to schedule appointments backwards in time, usually we try to schedule forwards...”

Скучаю по той себе, которая могла скучать по людям, с которыми у неё что-то там было или чего-то там не было!

Iceland xkcd.com/2874

Opinion | Yes, it’s okay to compare Trump to Hitler. Don’t let me stop you. My very minor status as an authority on Hitler comparisons stems from having coined “Godwin’s Law” more than three decades ago.

Mike Godwin, author of Godwin's law: Go ahead and compare Trump to Hitler.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

There should be a name for the phenomenon when every playlist you create magically turns into Best of Queen.

Being a cat breeder is a really hypocritical job. On the one hand, you, presumably, love cats (since why else would you make cats your primary occupation). On the other, you must be deliberately oblivious to all the pain you are inflicting on said cats. Such a morally abhorrent thing to do.

Screenshot from twitter account "Malcolm and Baby Dog" saying "Don't worry, I'm aware of cars and am always careful. Us outdoor cats learn these things x"

Screenshot from the same account explaining that the cat was hit by a car and almost died, is in the emergency room, needs multiple surgeries, etc.

This is the story of so many outdoor English cats I see online. It goes from "lol cats are fine outside dummy" to "oh god he was hit by a car please help me". (this cat survived, by the way)