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she, her / autist / event manager / LFC / hello to jason isaacs

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One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And Iโ€™m afraid that includes the manager

12.02.2026 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 480    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

BREAKING Irish Govt to move Grok to another parish.

07.01.2026 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1139    ๐Ÿ” 317    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

All that and then he killed the Pope? What an asshole

26.04.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I presume JK Rowling is going to "who are _they_?" the Pope.

26.04.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Sรฉamas O'Reilly: Trans people have spent a decade being attacked in a moral panic The poor provision of unisex childrenโ€™s facilitiesโ€” which reinforces gender stereotypes and inconveniences women and men both โ€” was, incidentally, an issue I remember being quite talked-about a decade...

The UK's political and media class has spent years heaping sadism on trans people, and they want to do the same in Ireland next. Calls for civility and calm won't cut it. We need to fight them tooth and nail.

www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

26.04.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2462    ๐Ÿ” 814    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

Here we are

26.04.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A Twitter thread.  Amazon Help replies to a (not visible) tweet saying "Autumn Nations Cup coverage is available to Prime Video customers
based in UK only. Prime Video doesn't support streaming content through Virtual Private Network (VPN) or proxy
connections. Are you using either of these?"

Chris Jones says "No."

Amazon Help says "Thank you for that information. We
apologize but upon reviewing your
location you're in Northern Ireland.
Rugby Autumn Nations Cup coverage is
exclusively available to Prime members
based in the UK. We don't have the rights
to other territories."

A Twitter thread. Amazon Help replies to a (not visible) tweet saying "Autumn Nations Cup coverage is available to Prime Video customers based in UK only. Prime Video doesn't support streaming content through Virtual Private Network (VPN) or proxy connections. Are you using either of these?" Chris Jones says "No." Amazon Help says "Thank you for that information. We apologize but upon reviewing your location you're in Northern Ireland. Rugby Autumn Nations Cup coverage is exclusively available to Prime members based in the UK. We don't have the rights to other territories."

The thread continues. Chris Jones says "Northern Ireland is part of the UK."  

Amazon Help says "Many apologies, but we don't have the broadcast rights for Ireland or other territories." Another twitter user says "Northern Ireland *IS* the UK, "UK" is
short for The United Kingdom of Great
Britain and Northern Ireland.
(This tweet does not reflect my opinions
on the matter of a united island of
Ireland)" 

Amazon Help replies "Thank you for reaching out to us. We'll be sure to pass your feedback along to the appropriate team."

The thread continues. Chris Jones says "Northern Ireland is part of the UK." Amazon Help says "Many apologies, but we don't have the broadcast rights for Ireland or other territories." Another twitter user says "Northern Ireland *IS* the UK, "UK" is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. (This tweet does not reflect my opinions on the matter of a united island of Ireland)" Amazon Help replies "Thank you for reaching out to us. We'll be sure to pass your feedback along to the appropriate team."

Amazon Help replies to a different tweet, and leads with "Hi there! We apologize for the troubles."

Amazon Help replies to a different tweet, and leads with "Hi there! We apologize for the troubles."

in slightly-early honour of St Patricks Day, I will once again remind the world of the time Amazon united Ireland (and apologized for the Troubles), still one of my favourite moments on twitter

16.03.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5512    ๐Ÿ” 1467    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 79
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Concern among victims as congregation of nuns seeks to withdraw money from abuse fund Victims of paedophile surgeon Michael Shine fear being forced into a battle for compensation.

www.thejournal.ie/michael-shin...

04.02.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An elephant seal, tongue out, blue plastic bucket clutched in one flippered hand, with caption "I has a bucket"

An elephant seal, tongue out, blue plastic bucket clutched in one flippered hand, with caption "I has a bucket"

Suddenly reminded of a bunch of early 2000s memes about Seal Lions and how much they love buckets.

17.01.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Arne Slot. On top of being an incredible manager, he also incredibly funny. This explanation of why Mo said it would be his last game against City is savage ๐Ÿ’€

03.12.2024 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The final seat numbers, when counting concludes in ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช #ge24, are set to be:

Fianna Fรกil 48
Sinn Fรฉin 39
Fine Gael 38
Social Democrats 11
Labour 11
Ind Ireland 4
PBP-Solidarity 3
Aontรบ 2
Greens 1
100% Redress 1
Independents 16

02.12.2024 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

For the first time in a while overdose deaths are declining - seven straight months of declines. The cause is complicated but appears to be the culmination of a number of different Biden admin policy initiatives coming to fruition. And yet it meant absolutely nothing politically.

28.11.2024 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7675    ๐Ÿ” 1369    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 280    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

SF leaving it till the 11th hour to say they want to work with the rest of the left! But this could really shake up the race in Dublin. Here are some races where SF transfers could really shake things up (thread) #GE24

28.11.2024 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So weird isnโ€™t it !

28.11.2024 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The truth about mass migration
YouTube video by The Market Exit The truth about mass migration

This is a fascinating video looking into the economic impacts of mass refugee migration to Sweden 2015.

Really worth watching!

13.10.2024 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

"What toothpaste do you use?"

Michael Martin -" The IRA were very mean to the British"

28.11.2024 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Election 2024: Adult autismย โ€” Take steps to make us feel included in society My message to the next Dรกil: Mike McGrath-Bryan calls on the next government to provide specialised public care and assistance for neurodivergent adults in a world not built for them

Article and podcast: Speaking in the @irishexaminer.bsky.social about the challenges and needs of Ireland's adult neurodivergent population, heading into the General Election and the next Dรกil.

#ge24 #actuallyautistic #actuallyadhd #neurodivergence #spรฉirgorm

www.irishexaminer.com/news/spotlig...

28.11.2024 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The unmistakable reddish bark of a yew. Such a special tree.

With a potential lifespan of thousands of years, longer than any other native species, yew conjures the mind-boggling immensity of ecological time.

Our own lives are mere blips by comparison. ๐ŸŒŽ

28.11.2024 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Mamโ€™s arrived and mine hasnโ€™t, even tho I changed my address first lol.

28.11.2024 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we just note how much the court sketch artist really really hates him.

28.11.2024 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThe government will give you โ‚ฌ1000 the day you become legally allowed to drinkโ€ seems like a big win for the vintners lobby

18.11.2024 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Guardian
9 Jan at 06:45 โ€ข 6
"A lot of people said it wasn't going to work They said they'd rip the glasses off. They said there'd be ink in the tank."
The
Guardian
THEGUARDIAN.COM
Scientists play 'shrimp films' to cuttlefish

The Guardian 9 Jan at 06:45 โ€ข 6 "A lot of people said it wasn't going to work They said they'd rip the glasses off. They said there'd be ink in the tank." The Guardian THEGUARDIAN.COM Scientists play 'shrimp films' to cuttlefish

Remember when scientists put 3D glasses on cuttlefish and showed them enticing shrimp films?

www.theguardian.com/science/2020...

05.11.2023 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 455    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

is this welsh

23.10.2024 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is this welsh

23.10.2024 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

apparently if u reflexively kick one of santaโ€™s elves like a spooked horse they will ban u from the mall

14.12.2023 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 228    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A doctor at the Al-Shifa hospital

13.10.2023 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ooooh, I was always afraid to ask

09.10.2023 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ok credit it where it's due, this does absolutely bang

09.10.2023 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 339    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Book text: 
My husband plays the trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel originally invented to blow down the walls of fucking Jericho and, later, to let Civil War soldiers know it was time to kill each other in a river while you chilled eating pigeon in your officer's tent twenty miles away, yet some-how, in modern times, it has become socially acceptable to toot the bad cone inside your house before 10:00 a.m. because it's "your job" and your wife should "get up." What a world! If one was feeling uncharitable, one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out, but despite this-despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only lifeโ€”the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.

Book text: My husband plays the trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel originally invented to blow down the walls of fucking Jericho and, later, to let Civil War soldiers know it was time to kill each other in a river while you chilled eating pigeon in your officer's tent twenty miles away, yet some-how, in modern times, it has become socially acceptable to toot the bad cone inside your house before 10:00 a.m. because it's "your job" and your wife should "get up." What a world! If one was feeling uncharitable, one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out, but despite this-despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only lifeโ€”the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.

This paragraph was a hell of a ride

06.10.2023 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3645    ๐Ÿ” 1017    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 122
Giant fuck of zucchini next to a double rye and soda for scale. This thing is too big. I havenโ€™t even seen novelty dildos this big. What the fuck are we supposed to do with this thing? I donโ€™t like zucchini as much as all that. Man

Giant fuck of zucchini next to a double rye and soda for scale. This thing is too big. I havenโ€™t even seen novelty dildos this big. What the fuck are we supposed to do with this thing? I donโ€™t like zucchini as much as all that. Man

We grew a fucking 6 pound zucchini and I have no idea what to do about it

05.10.2023 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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