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@jschapiro.bsky.social

Comedy, Law, Mets

168 Followers  |  625 Following  |  37 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.1098

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Mets Fans Deserve This If you were there for Ángel PagÑn trade, this is your moment

If you remember offseasons of John Rauch and Frank Francisco, Mets fans, this moment is for you.

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10.12.2024 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember one random night in winter 2011 or 2012, listening to Steve Somers on a transistor radio and hoping in vain someone would call in to talk about the Mets β€” we deserve this one.

09.12.2024 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jae Weong Seo at baseball-reference.com Career stats of Jae Weong Seo

Jae Weong Seo
Pitcher
Debut: 2002 - Retired 2007
TBD - LAD - NYM

08.12.2024 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An MLB team should hire Elizabeth Prelogar as manager β€” she could persuade an umpire to change any call she wanted!

04.12.2024 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm good with all the new rules so far but this is completely whackadoodle.

Imagine if in soccer you could choose a random moment to take a penalty kick. Or if in football you could choose one drive a game to start on the one-yard line.

Too much.

04.12.2024 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Juan Soto has agreed to a 14-year, $700 contract with the Mets. He has further agreed to donate $1 million a year to the Braves Foundation."

04.12.2024 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think as a bit, every new free agent contract, regardless of the team awarding it, should include a donation to the Braves Foundation

04.12.2024 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Trying to win is good, actually.

03.12.2024 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luxury tax is calculated by AAV, not actual year-by-year salaries -- same with Ohtani's deal, the deferrals aren't some sort of magic button that makes his salary disappear from the tax books

27.11.2024 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He'll earn roughly $1 for every full count he reaches over the life of the contract

27.11.2024 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because McCarthy is a lot better, cheaper, and has many more years left of team control β€” I think McCarthy is much more valuable that Marte at this point of his career, so I’d much rather have McCarthy; no need to make things overly complicated.

25.11.2024 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marte can definitely be unloaded if the Mets send enough cash β€” he can still hit and he’s got a great arm, there are teams that would take him if they didn’t have to pay much.

25.11.2024 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

McCarthy is better than both of them and probably better than Marte, and Bader is also gone β€” I would much prefer to unload Taylor and Marte and have McCarthy in center, with Nimmo on one side along with whatever outfielder may be available on the other.

25.11.2024 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a longstanding grievance with the Mets never going out and getting the kind of toolsy guys that I love, so very much hoping for a change here.

25.11.2024 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This D-backs OF from Scranton talks 'The Office' connection This story was excerpted from Steve Gilbert’s D-backs Beat newsletter. To read the full newsletter, click here. And subscribe to get it regularly in your inbox. My colleague James Schapiro filled in f...

Also key that in 2023 I interviewed him about being from Scranton and the attendant connection to The Office.

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25.11.2024 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Puts the ball in play, spectacular glove, one of the fastest guys in the majors…go get him!

25.11.2024 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

#bob says Jake McCarthy is available, and I would love the Mets to make a run at him.

25.11.2024 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

My take on Abreu is that he’s not not a Hall of Famer because he was the best (although he was really good) β€” he’s a Hall of Famer because he was *unique.*

In terms of combined power/on base/base-stealing threats, he’s top 10 (maybe top 5) all-time.

25.11.2024 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.

25.11.2024 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eric Orze is Not Your Enemy He plays for the Mets β€” and he can't help it

With Eric Orze headed out of town, a good time to remember the time I wrote about Orze, boos, and β€œAmadeus.”

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20.11.2024 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most career homers among players with identical totals and surnames.

Frank Howard 382
Ryan Howard 382

Prince Fielder 319
Cecil Fielder 319

Frank White 160
Roy White 160

Kyle Tucker 125 (active)
Michael Tucker 125

See my comment below for near misses!

19.11.2024 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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Bobby Abreu, the Hall of Fame, and Round-Number Bias Abreu’s career numbers are inches from superstardom β€” but they’re a tad below that, so he gets completely forgotten.

I’ve been on this train for years

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18.11.2024 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With the ballot unveiled, it's officially, "Let's Get Bobby Abreu into the Hall of Fame" season for me! Let's start with old-school numbers:

Players with at least 1000 runs scored, 1000 RBI, 1000 BB, 250 HRs, 400 SBs, 500 doubles and a batting average of no less than .290:

Barry Bonds.
Bob Abreu.

18.11.2024 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

The way people just make ridiculous criticisms of the media is really weird and not helpful

18.11.2024 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would Robert Saleh do this?

17.11.2024 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a good first Jets game on BlueSky β€” everyone should learn the lesson that the Jets aren't playing football, they're doing long-form experimental surrealist comedy

17.11.2024 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Rodgers seems determined to force us to replace β€œWillie Mays falling down in the outfield” as the go-to for describing athletes who stayed too long at the ball.

17.11.2024 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the β€˜25 broadcast would be well-served with some shots inspired by the Samuel L. Jackson-narrated Hugo Stiglitz backstory

17.11.2024 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
17.11.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers

16.11.2024 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3259    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 89

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