Rogue Paralegal

What gif pops up for your name?

JEN! 😂💀🤣

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What kind of toddler-throwing-a-tantrum shit is this?🙄

Same. Thinking of dropping Duo. I have a lifetime membership to Memrise, but I haven’t used it. Thinking of switching over because I’ve heard it’s quite good now. My library has mango languages too. For what it’s worth, I used that during the pandemic and I still remember *specific* lessons.

Americans are being conditioned to think of crime as an urban issue. Ask why.

Alabama's murder rate is far higher than New York City's.

Urban crime is not worse than rural crime. It's just more visible. In cities everything is more visible.

So be careful what you blame city leaders for.

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I have no idea what's going on here but it is A Nice Thing so I'm sharing it, because I was all geared up to read something bad and/or dumb after logging on today

But do I get extra life points for raging internally against the slow people on the sidewalk?

Left to right, Jonathan, Antoni, Karamo, Tan and Jeremiah of the hit show "Queer Eye" walk down the stairs and onto the patio in front of the Library of Congress' Jefferson Building.

Left to right, Tan, Antoni, Jonathan, Jeremiah and Karamo look at a collections display inside a room at the Library of Congress.

Left to right, Tan, Jeremiah, Karamo, Jonathan and Antoni of the hit show "Queer Eye" pose in the Main Reading Room of the Library of Congress' Jefferson Building.

We were so happy to host the Fab Five at the Library of Congress last week, as Netflix films the final season of "Queer Eye" in Washington, D.C. We hope Antoni, Jeremiah, Jonathan, Karamo and Tan enjoyed their time with us as much as we did.

Photos by Elaina Finkelstein/Library of Congress

Relatable!

Just let this soak in for a moment.

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I haven’t seen the National Museum of African-American History and Culture, but my wife and daughter said it’s amazing, and I am not looking forward to what’s going to happen to it.

#SaveYooty 🤭

I lived in Hawaii as a kid, so canned Dole pineapple was abundant and inexpensive. We used to stack canned pineapple rings, fill the middle with cottage cheese.

I was a whole ass adult before I realize that trees actually get substantially bigger, and neighbourhoods change over time.

I spent my entire childhood moving around, so it still blows my mind that I’ve been in Toronto for more than 20 years 🤯

I’m feeling SOOO much safer now that six DEA agents are all walking together on the hellscape that is the national mall

I mean, if you use "dangerous" and "unsafe" to mean "I have to see poor and mentally ill people living on the streets and it is unsanitary and it upsets me," then lots of American cities are dangerous and unsafe.

Obergefell v. Hodges made me believe in the whole "arc of history bends towards justice." In the 90s, I didn't think gay marriage would be legalized in my lifetime because homophobia was so deeply ingrained. We would have never gotten here without the decision and now it may be overturned.

Mark Cuban posts: Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch marthapearce55.bsky.social replies: You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando

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5, but several of those were because I don’t eat red meat. That’s not being picky, it’s just being pescatarian. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jim Lovell: Astronaut who guided Apollo 13 safely back to Earth dies aged 97 The commander of Apollo 13 famously rescued his men from near certain death in space.

The best write up I’ve seen. Very sweet. 💙

I was obsessed once the Apollo 13 movie came out - I read Lost Moon, I debated stealing a book from my high school library with layouts of the modules, learned all the acronyms, hell, I have a Haynes repair manual. RIP Jim 💚

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Looks like it was a great experience for her. Happy birthday, Tiny. ❤️🎉🎂

Well done, you! It’s always an affirmation that I’m following the right people on BlueSky, when I’m discovering that they’re reading more than I am 📚😁

She looks like a total badass. I’m living for this. 🥰🙌🏼

I absolutely love this for her, and I aspire to it. 🙌🏼

Jesus Christ is rolling his eyes right now. Seriously, this isn’t what his whole vibe was all about. 🙄

She’s popping up as…Al 🤭