Notorious PUG

As of today I'm one month sober. I'm not looking cooking for accolades, any and all should go to my brother Craig. I owe him my success.

Happy birthday!

Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent

Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.

Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High

Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/

Dear Professor - You were wrong, girls don't have "tiny sentinels down there," and now I know. Kitty was right, you are a jerk. - Scott

This is something I've been trying hard to learn the last couple of months.

I don't know how much longer I can deal with the fatigue. It's killing me.

I'm sick of this.

A friend of mine got a kitten a year ago and named her Tendi after D'Vana. Everyone goes, "Oh, like chicken tenders?"

Altered screencap from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine", showing Captain Sisko (Avery Brooks) looking out of the window to see his alter ego, 1950s sci-fi writer Benny Russell, reflected in the window, only now Benny has the word "SISKOS" on his jersey in the style of the "SICKOS" meme and is saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"

i'm sorry

It would seem so.

I was feeling way too run down to really comment, but James Dobson dying? Good. I relish it. When Barry Goldwater warns people to you're too far gone, that's saying something.

RETVRN

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

Jack Kirby was too good for this world, he was from the fourth world

Once you embrace the evocation of how movies make you feel instead of solving them, your cinematic world opens up

Kristin and I have stayed married in paper so she has access to decent health insurance, so the divorce papers getting served just now caught me by surprise.

I'm totally ok with it, though.

a liberal: "gavin newsom's social media troll game is HEATING UP 🔥🔥🤣"

a trans girl: "i just want to play sports with my sisters"

Soon as I get home, I'm lying on the couch, putting on some kind of cooking competition, taking my glasses off, and hoping I half doze,

As cliched as it is to say, I really am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Image shows pavement cracked in the image of a shapely bottom - wording relates to a Simpsons episode in which Homer finds Ned Flanders sexy

Stupid sexy Flanders...

Cooking is the oldest form of magic

I've never understood dudes who thought it was a flex to show off their Rolex watches. Oh, you spent $10,000 on a watch and it doesn't even transform into a robot? dumbass.

Good luck!

You ok man?

He interrupted a meeting with European leaders to call Putin.

What in the ever-loving fuck?

MS Max

MS

No, no, no, no...This time I mean it.

MS Max

disney tiktok page showing Jamie Lee Curtis with a low cut top

disney really said dump em out jamie

Three weeks sober.