carl 🥦

Happy birthday

(compressed sample of sexy lady voice) speak up, I can’t hear you

Screenshot of a photograph on the Wikipedia page for Wrangler jeans. The photograph is of the lower half of a man wearing Wrangler jeans, seen from behind. The photograph is captioned “French man wearing Wrangler jeans.” The subject of the photograph is not discernibly French in any way.

Yogurt remains one of the most toothsome goops available to the modern consumer

Moving back and forth between this site and the other one like the cold and hot baths at a Korean spa

I was trying to find your account and thought for a second I had it

Just found this thing

got a new phone but now i’m locked out of twitter because my 2FA authenticator app didnt carry over my profile lol

Yes exactly… one might say a tome has much in common with a sailing-ship…

2666 is an excellent winter tome. Moby Dick always appeals to me around this time of year too

they are freaky little guys. years ago there was one that decided to post up for a few days right next to my girlfriend’s front door

well, was it?

i'm not even sure how to summarize this. it's a reddit post where one commenter is just replying to himself over and over and talking about how he's constantly getting pissed on by infants. i can't even explain his style. it's like he's narrating to the phone while drunk maybe. i checked his post history and he's also deeply racist when talking about video games so idk

Wait until you find out what over-ripe limes look like

Week

I’m sorry man

saturday vibe

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Let’s go

Carls week

Vouch

that just means it’s about to get really good

lol yeah any time she took a line that was Kim’s it took me out of the moment. like you said above they were definitely a little lethargic—especially after modest mouse, who were manic and appropriately just a bit sloppy

My official verdict is that they sounded pretty good when they played their big hits, and all the new stuff they played sounded like muddy mid-tempo alt rock. and I don’t blame her for it, but the new bassist simply does not fill kim deal’s shoes, especially when it comes to the vocals

In an ophthalmologist’s ideal world, there would be disembodied eyes to study with no pesky human attached to complicate things

agreed

Carls week

“I saw some inspirational shit while scrolling apps” is so incredibly condescending lol. just drop the quote without saying where you saw it, good god