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@nightlifemingus.bsky.social

so many fortresses and ways to attack

406 Followers  |  231 Following  |  204 Posts  |  Joined: 17.07.2023  |  2.2205

Latest posts by nightlifemingus.bsky.social on Bluesky

this is about what my street beast cost us lol

20.12.2025 19:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎶 Idiot wind 🎶

19.12.2025 23:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What did you just call me

19.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What I’ve been listening to this week

19.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chart posting. Happy Friday everyone

12.12.2025 16:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(“My Sharona”) White Corolla

11.12.2025 19:03 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss you too, I am trying to remember to log in more

10.12.2025 04:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday dude

10.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Apple enjoyer

10.12.2025 01:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This didn’t work

06.12.2025 04:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

field recording producer whose tag is a 30 second clip of wind howling over a frozen plain

05.12.2025 21:49 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
the integrated onion survivability onion
don't be harvested
don't be groceries
don't be peeled
don't be diced
don't be soup

the integrated onion survivability onion don't be harvested don't be groceries don't be peeled don't be diced don't be soup

05.12.2025 16:25 — 👍 430    🔁 133    💬 5    📌 3

Crestfallen Hooper

05.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’ll fuckin… I’ll fuckin smash your ass up with huge masses of rock and crush ya into bloody jelly, then restore you to life and do it all over again, BLAOW!!

Man, I’ll fuckin get giant evil fuckin birds to disembowel ya, then force you to eat molten copper, and keep feedin you, and feedin you…

04.12.2025 20:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Put the bluesky app next to the Twitter app so now I might remember to check in more than once in a blue moon

12.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sick bolo tie brother

12.11.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chair’s silhouette looks like a scary monster. Do you see it

12.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m at Sephora sucking the lipstick meat out the tube like a crab leg

23.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Children need a union to negotiate bedtimes, conditions and limitations for groundings and other punishments, minimum ice cream/candy benefits, and so on

20.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yeah we hoagieposting

17.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Found myself struggling to explain Pynchon’s whole deal to the very nice, very normal new girl at work when saw me walking to lunch with the new one tucked under my arm. Should have just said Hic Sunt Dracones and left it at that

15.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lead is okay to eat

15.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Taqueria hooked me up with a dime of pico de gallo

11.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Happy birthday

24.09.2025 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(compressed sample of sexy lady voice) speak up, I can’t hear you

19.09.2025 18:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of a photograph on the Wikipedia page for Wrangler jeans. The photograph is of the lower half of a man wearing Wrangler jeans, seen from behind. The photograph is captioned “French man wearing Wrangler jeans.” The subject of the photograph is not discernibly French in any way.

Screenshot of a photograph on the Wikipedia page for Wrangler jeans. The photograph is of the lower half of a man wearing Wrangler jeans, seen from behind. The photograph is captioned “French man wearing Wrangler jeans.” The subject of the photograph is not discernibly French in any way.

18.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yogurt remains one of the most toothsome goops available to the modern consumer

17.09.2025 17:11 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Moving back and forth between this site and the other one like the cold and hot baths at a Korean spa

17.09.2025 15:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was trying to find your account and thought for a second I had it

16.09.2025 22:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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