@agretch.bsky.social
📝: writer-turned-publicist 🎶: music, sports, and collecting 💼: Reverb, Vivid Seats, Master & Dynamic, The Chamber Group, HipHopDX, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, and more.
Me when I’m trying—and failing—to open a sealed jar.
15.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me when I score a single point below the hot streak threshold on #Sorare.
15.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Reinsdorfs are slumlord owners of a poverty franchise. Adam Silver needs to step in and make them sell the Bulls, there is no other way to restore dignity to one of the league's great markets.
05.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 117 🔁 33 💬 11 📌 9Holy #Overwatch! We're dropping the 2, and we've got a cat on a jetpack?! This is my Super Bowl.
04.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coby, my sweet prince. You didn't ask for much, and we sure as hell didn't give you anything to work with. You will be missed. #SeeRed
04.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just discovered that subgenre of jungle I like is called "Intelligent Jungle," and it's doing wonders for my elitism.
03.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An amazing profile of Chicago—through the eyes of a band that embodies the city—penned by the talented Nina Corcoran. Listen to "A Vision," eat a hotdog, drink some Malort, and read what will undoubtedly be one of the best feature pieces of 2026.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ezM...
It’s starting to feel like the Theater of Dreams again! #United
01.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2In a sea of bad news, there's the relaunch of Pigeons & Planes. Some of the best blog era music across genres was captured by Jacob and the team, and they're a must follow for music fans looking for thoughtful, curated tunes. What a win.
www.pigeonsandplanes.com
I just told a friend that Fela Kuti is like Dead & Co, but for people that actually like music...and I can't decide if that's terribly insulting to a genius like Fela or if I should've gone way harder with my D&C slander.
28.01.2026 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Appears this is also true for fascism.
24.01.2026 15:56 — 👍 3466 🔁 973 💬 15 📌 12The perfect metaphor for global warming: We know our cars produce exhaust, because we can see it coming out of the car directly in front of us, but since we can’t see it from our rear view window, it’s not or problem.
23.01.2026 13:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nico Cantor learning about howitzers is the perfect metaphor for our time.
22.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PR is all about crafting headlines—and man, is this one a winner. Proud of my work for FRET12. Guitarists: "Turn your old guitar strings into sculptures with the String Thing."
www.guitarworld.com/gear/accesso...
At some point, Nigel Reo-Coker is going to punch Nico Cantor.
#Golazo
Ms. Rachel says, “Look, a bird!” and Mac starts searching for Sweet D.
Mr. Aaron asks everyone to count to three, and the entire gang just stares at Charlie in anticipation.
An It’s Always Sunny x Ms. Rachel crossover would be can’t-miss TV.
18.01.2026 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At a time when trust in others seems to be approaching an all-time low, my fellow drivers sure do seem to be relying more on good will to avoid accidents than ever before. Makes ya think!
16.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
It's always fun writing about eye candy you can't afford.
FWIW, Origins and Contenders are my go-tos for RCs/RPAs. I've got a sweet spot for Noir, too.
@josheberley.bsky.social Gonna need you to hop on Mantel and give me your take.
13.01.2026 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My first piece for #OnMantel: The best Matas Buzelis rookie cards for Bulls fans to collect.
sports.yahoo.com/articles/bes...
A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
We need to bring back merit-based hating.
10.01.2026 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If they’re going to drag us back into never-ending wars, FUD, and general fuckery, then the least we can do is bring back Butt Rock. Looks like we’re blasting Nickelback all 2026.
10.01.2026 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0During my time at Pitt, I interned at the PG, first under Erich Schwartzel, then under Scott Mervis. After graduating, the latter encouraged me NOT to work there due to the ongoing dispute between the staffers and the Block family.
This was a historic paper. It didn't deserve to end this way.
“LinkedIn is where you lie to get money” - best thing I’ve heard in a while
08.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
