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Rex is a cartoonist and creator of the comic strip Oscar. His website is at: https://oscarthecartoonparrot.com.
Non-nibble noshes. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad said we were going out for a bite, but when we got to the restaurant, he wouldn’t let me bite anyone.
The specialist. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oh that’s Howard. He’s a woodworker expert. I’m delegated some of my chewing to him.
Jilted jay walker. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t care if that IS why you crossed the road. You’re not getting a piece of my pizza.
Working your way up. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oh sure, children are good starter pets for people who aren’t ready for a parrot.
Clamo ergo sum. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, that explains it lot. That must be one of the classical philosophers.
How not to lose-lose digits. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, I consider it a win-win. I get an anchovy pizza and you get to keep all of your fingers.
Recreational shrieking. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, you may scream for ice cream, but we scream for no particular reason whatsoever.
Collateral damage. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’m sorry, we don’t make cage improvement loans. And if we did, you’d need more assets than, good looks, a rapier wit, and a bite that would make you beg for your mother.
On a scale from one to ten? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, I stand corrected, there IS something more painful than a paper cut.
What was I thinking? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Don’t worry, everybody gets buyer’s remorse, but it’s been five years. It’s time to let go.
When a bug isn’t a bug. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad says we need an anti-virus program for the computer, but what if it has a bacterial infection?
Mock meat mammal? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’m surprised that Dad grilled steaks. What kind of animal is a seitan?
Louder than a 474. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Hi, we’re your new neighbors. We were wondering if your parrots could keep the noise down? We used to live next to an airport and we miss the peace and quiet.
Fell good preconception conformation. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: What I like about this website is that it confirms my biases.
Ream job. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I suppose I could just bought a paper shredder, but they were the lowest bid.
Animal, mineral or kosher. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t see why Dad can’t eat the anchovy pizza too. Anchovies are vegans.
Movie mixup. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: When you said that you wanted to watch a chick flick, I was expecting a rom-com.
Approach with caution. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oh that? Oscar is required to wear a Surgeon General’s warning label.
Dads acting badly. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Of course I bit him. When I asked him why he ate so much hummus he said, “It’s the cumin thing to do.”
Halloween decorations perch potato style. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’m just saying that you might want to consider moving more.
Abduction destruction invoice. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: It’s a bill for repairs to our spacecraft. He has pooped snd chewed on everything!
Mealtime ala mom. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t care how your mother used to do it. I am NOT chewing your food for you!
Making Mr. Oscar happy. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You can’t please all of the people all of the time. So why not give up cartooning and just please me?
Exit Don Juan, enter Diaper Dan. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: When I said I would be wearing protection, what did you think I meant?
Back to basics. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: That was a bit of a disappointment. Birdha said that the meaning of life is three hots and a cot.
Currency conflict. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, you do NOT get bit coins by biting people.
Blanket privacy. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, I didn’t cover Oscar’s cage so he could sleep. It’s because he has a shy bladder.
Service shrink. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: He’s a great emotional support animal, but his fees are rather steep.
Nagging nana meets Eastern sage. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: According to Birdha, life is impermanence and suffering. My Bubbe says, it’s characterized by constant kvetching.
Using personal protection. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Okay, I’m ready to clip Oscar’s toenails and trim his beak.
