Rex A. Jones

Highland fling. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Yes, I do have a parrot that doesn’t scream.

Problem patients. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: My mother wanted me to be a surgeon, but I thought animals would be easier to work with.

Malicious malfunction. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar is claiming that the keys missing from my keyboard is due to malware.

Only cartoon Rex is sick. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: One of the perks of Mom working in a hospital is we get to spend more time with Dad.

Flipping a holiday tradition. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, it only makes sense. We get Chinese takeout for Christmas and we get takeout from the kosher deli for Chinese New Year.

Happy Black History Month. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad’s going to be angry with us for chewing up his black hostory books, but you have to admit, that one does look a bit like George Washington Carver.

Don’t doubt the shout. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You know, he does have a point. Why do we scream for no apparent reason?

Candelabra conundrum. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: According to this, Chinese New Year is 16 days long. If they a menorah it would be huge!

Do a curmudgeon something. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I would imagine that every day is do a Grouch a favor day with Oscar.

Salty couverture. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar picked your Valentine’s Day gift all by himself. They’re chocolate covered anchovies.

Happy Valentine’s Day. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, I didn’t strew rose petals on the floor to be romantic. They are the latest victims of Oscar’s vendetta against plants.

A mahogany toothpick anyone? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Do I have trouble with Oscar chewing on things? Yes, this used to be my credenza.

Vengeance from Venus. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, I finally found a plant that Oscar won’t attack.

Diet dodge. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, it’s not intermittent fasting if you don’t eat every other minute.

Dactyl dilemma. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad said you drop things because you’re all thumbs. Well, they look like toes to me.

Some things you never forget how to spell. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad needs to go back to school. I asked how to spell relief, and he said, “R-O-L-A-I-D-S.”.

Silent victim. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Never let Oscar talk to the plant7. He gets angry when they don’t answer back.

Tripping out over secured drink ware. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar’s angry because he can’t put stuff in his Dad’s cup. Rex has switched to a travel mug.

Fishy forecast. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption:Tell Dad that you saw your shadow and that means six more weeks of anchovy pizza.

You can even eat the dishes. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t mind you chewing up the paper plates, but could you at least wait until I’m finished?

Mirroring physiognomy. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Mrs. Wilson has been a bird owner for so long that she’s starting to look like her pet.

Yucky food by another name taste just as blah. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You can say the pellets are shamrock, but they’re still green to me, and I’m not eating them.

Wake up call. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption:The hotel has a strict “no pets” policy, but we can get a room. Oscar reasoned with him.

Duct work. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Rex, the guy is here to clean the vents.

Next you’ll want egg in your beer. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, the least you could do is ask me if I want fried with that.

Whete are you from? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You say you’re an African grey, but you also day, you’re from Scranton. Wouldn’t that make you a Scranton grey.

This floor isn’t big enough for both of this. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar killed the robot vacuum. He didn’t like the competition.

Sudden shock. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I told you not to read your pop-up book to Oscar.

The way to a man’s heart. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: When I said we needed to talk more about our feelings. I expected more than, “I’m feeling hungry.”

In remembrance of Dr. King. May his memory forever be a blessing. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Yes, he was a great msn. And stop telling Sheridan his dream was about anchovy pizza.
At the top of the panel, Martin Luther King Jr. Day