Luke

Had the best weekend with some of my favourite people at Hoopla. ✨

Blistering, feral hangover. Genuinely sad I didn’t simply die in the night

It's not fair that Kings and popes are the only ones who get to pick a new name once they start a new job.
We should make that a thing for everyone.
Your mum on the phone like "And your little cousin Sarah has started working part-time in Boots and now she goes by Aurelia I."

Why is it not a picture of me?

i just know seeing my name on teams stresses some people out

Me tonight waiting to ask you if you want dinner

Enjoy that I’m relegated to just boyfriend on this account

You definitely have already done the thing though

A fabulous weekend in a gorgeous venue, watching two friends get married. ✨

My colleagues sending me in to do a presentation

Surprise! I am a homosexual

Growing my hair out for this first time since I started shaving it in 2017. Currently look like this x

everyone wants classic unhinged posts on here right away... but you can't force it. Rome didn't go batshit insane in a day they had to consume a lot of lead over an extended period of time

WE DID IT, JOE

i’m really holding space with this

Lock her up

I’ve been so zen since leaving the other site

Need help building my feed! History nerd, TV buff and anything pop culture is very much appreciated

Now that we’re here, and the angry people are on X and the dancing people are on insta, and we’re all finding a place; wouldn’t it be nice if there was a peaceful garden somewhere, just for the sexy lady bot accounts, where they could finally rest.

I think she meant more

Thank you!