i want to live my life like nature's little sicko
22.02.2026 01:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@wolfteeth.net.bsky.social
artist/cartoonist (they/them) online gallery: https://www.wolfteeth.net my art feed, for folks who just want the juice: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbfaqohs4p77645skrkew5tt/feed/aaalemr5xrjza
i want to live my life like nature's little sicko
22.02.2026 01:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"elf" stands for "enemy life form"
22.02.2026 00:54 β π 64 π 18 π¬ 0 π 1talking like an alien who thinks the most efficient use of carbon-based life is to grind it into fuel
22.02.2026 00:41 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pile and Ren
21.02.2026 21:38 β π 51 π 5 π¬ 0 π 1yeah i mean i see this in professional environments, with adults. it is very hard to have a laptop out during a meeting/presentation and not get distracted. in college there was a guy in several of my classes who sat in the front row and was always playing video games on his laptop during lectures
22.02.2026 00:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FROG CHASE (Artic, Commodore Vic-20)
me and who
20.02.2026 18:00 β π 69 π 14 π¬ 6 π 0Blind Alley No. 418
20.02.2026 16:01 β π 682 π 102 π¬ 3 π 1i still haven't seen mulholland drive! i keep meaning to but i never really find the time for it (2.5 hours is around the point where a movie becomes ineligible for evening watching, idk, i'm old)
19.02.2026 21:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is fair. this is the nature of things
19.02.2026 21:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0in more recent times: i left the cgi/live action jungle book remake thinking i liked it but just kept finding more things i was mad about the more i talked to people about it
19.02.2026 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yeah it was absolutely the worst possible introduction to his work, haha. everyone should start with eraserhead or blue velvet imo. first of all they are not 4 hours long
19.02.2026 21:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i also liked it. i'm sorry brandon. in the theater where i first saw it the film actually got stuck in the projector and melted. they gave everyone a rain check to come back another time
19.02.2026 21:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0inland empire in theaters in college, my first david lynch movie, no idea what to expect. i enjoyed the first 30 min but by the end i was enraged (went with friends to a midnight show, i couldn't bail). maybe i'd like it now, i don't get bored easy anymore, but it put me off david lynch for years
19.02.2026 21:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0this is my beautiful house, this is my beautiful wife, i know how i got here
19.02.2026 17:47 β π 115 π 24 π¬ 2 π 0Like this
17.02.2026 19:10 β π 62 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0it smells like the secret brands of frozen stuff they only sell to churches and scout camps
18.02.2026 02:33 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0a regional downmarket fast food chain called HEATERS. they serve hamburgers for a dollar, have a special lemonade and their mascot is the devil
18.02.2026 02:29 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0a two-panel comic. a sea lion woman sits in the cab of a parked van in a winter field, writing on an index card resting on a clipboard resting on the steering wheel, with books and papers on the passenger seat. her sheep husband then appears in the window offering her a mug of tea
is it tea time yet? ... well yeah? always?
18.02.2026 18:17 β π 17 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0A painting by artist Becky Dreistadt of a mouse holding a sword. Text reads: I'm trying my best in a Pennsylvania Dutch font.
Anyone else feeling like a mouse with a sword?
06.02.2026 20:11 β π 964 π 311 π¬ 11 π 1peace radiates from him
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07.02.2026 03:04 β π 213 π 38 π¬ 4 π 3Frame #6427 from 60sE07 the witty witch
07.02.2026 13:00 β π 36 π 5 π¬ 0 π 3Sasquatch is burying their head in a garbage bin behind a hairdressers. Caption reads: 'went hair gargling'
Sasquatch Diaries Feb 7th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
Black and white illustration of a rabbit outsmarting a wolf using its own ego. Pieces of its ego scatter across the ground in the form of abstract shapes.
Caught up
07.02.2026 23:29 β π 1195 π 273 π¬ 8 π 1i was absolutely one of those sonic fandom people when i first joined! i had heard of fluff via someone on spr (which was the first general furry muck i tried but it didn't really stick for me). fluff was my primary online space for several of my formative years. thanks for running it!
08.02.2026 00:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a drawing of a wood duck on a big wheel
wood duck on a big wheel
03.02.2026 02:54 β π 1065 π 231 π¬ 13 π 6FREE HER
25.01.2026 21:12 β π 36 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0thank you slime golem. stay safe in tx
25.01.2026 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i will post if i make anything for goblin week tho
25.01.2026 21:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hey guys, i'm limiting my time on bsky lately. feel like in times like these, it's mostly added distress without added information/action, plus i'm also dealing with some family stuff right now. if you have me on mastodon/tgram/signal/discord, that's where to get ahold of me. love y'all
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