Jake

everywhere RFK goes he should be confronted with so many duck noises that he develops a case of this

imagine the tweet about imagining the smell

Oreoboros

4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*

Big and Little Spoons

xkcd.com/3166/

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Jimmy Kimmel Remembers His Best Friend and Bandleader Cleto Escobedo III

Jimmy Kimmel’s eulogy for his lifelong best friend and band leader Cleto Escobedo is beautiful on every level. Showing the gutting emotion so many men suppress and knowing just when to bring comfort through laughter when the grief overwhelms. youtu.be/0xlVAr6JZ9A?...

Oh wow, I did NOT have N34 on my bingo card

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Maybe he tried to look up a list and count them, but counted Newfoundland and Labrador separately?

Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:

"So I'm putting a team together..."

Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.

the entirety of the british press talked themselves into believing this woman is trans based almost entirely on JK Rowling's judgement of the athlete's appearance.

Trump take pasghetti

Sen. Lucy Football (D-NH)

Thanks, I'll try to remember to do that, and I'll look out for that book!

Could you be so kind as to point me toward any sources you may know for more info about those "old university rules"? I'm very much not a professional historian, but I've struggled to find much detail at all about rules used in Canada before the 1880s (not that it's exactly easy then, either).

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

The good news: my kitty Garak is being very friendly today.

The bad news: my kitty Garak is made of knives.

😈😈😈

It is my solemn duty to try to get this joke seen by CFLsky

The real clit is the orgasms we had along the way

what the fuck is a fish

"without subjecting anyone to differential treatment."

This is flatly false! Trans people with a passport that does not match with their plain appearance when presented to a border agent is subject to additional hassle compared to a cis person presenting a passport.

No, YOU just spent five minutes convinced that ducks are mammals!

Yeah but they both captured distinct aspects of RFK Jr's, let's say, personality, so I think we're better off having both of them.

Pulitzer Prize photo right here.

Doing a human centipede is also connecting.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and I'm here to say
Look on my works in a major way

That's weird.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.