Eric the Earworm.

Evil squirrel looks over the graves of its victims while planning new attacks

We all agree about the squirrels.

Evil bastards.

But very dangerous.

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Bloody hell. Nameless existential dread? With anxiety? Who is creeping up behind you????

Or perhaps it's knowing you're going to need to use the latrines soon.

I think I'll stick to restless with wine.

Feeling restless.
Want to do something, but don't know what. TV is shite. I've already taken dog for 2 walks today already. Garden is weeded. I did 3 hours of house cleaning earlier so not doing that.

I may resort to unplanned wine.

Poo smeared hands. Could have been avoided if Squigg was nearby and handy...

OMG IS THERE ACTUAL TOILET PAPER IN THE LATRINES????

I've been using my hands..

Or, I suppose, if a furry small rodent with a fluffy tail had been handy, I could have...

Ahhh never easy, and sorry to hear your news..

Can I suggest * lubrication to make any sausage more comfortable next time?

* sorry... couldn't resist.

@nickynoo007.bsky.social

You're looking sharp in this portrait...

I once worked with a very naive lady back in the 80's when she said she had put up dildo rails...

Hilarity ensued.
We had to explain to her what the difference was...

Mr Pip would have barked at her, I'm sure.

And. Awww that wee face.

I QUALIFY ON ALL CRITERIA!
* does the earworm dance*

Just checking. Are we allowed to dance? *

* sings anyway

Sorry to hear.. and wishing you a good outcome, not to uncomfortable, and a fast recovery... sending you best wishes.

Hope you survive the food, too...

Dare I ask... how much is it?
I have a feeling it will involve selling body parts, or at least a decade of hard serf labour

Definitely had a 'moment' - that banter online friend is real..
Good to 'meet' you Squigg.
*shakes hand*

Mm and you know bikes.. I'm ashamed to say I'm a key mechanic. I love my 25yo Kawasaki GPZ500s.. but it's not working. So it's just a garage decoration ATM.

a matchbox box is wrapped in plastic Alt: Eric, bursting out the matchbox

Prefer the matchbox. I know how to get out of that one.

I read that as 'chocolate and walnut sausage rolls'. Different, I thought.

I'd still have eaten them...

Nah, I'll just slip a few pastries his way.

Plus, I'm one of his staff, part time, but available for ear duty as needed.

Why?

And I'm quite happy with B-
It's going on my CV right now

Sod tariffs. I will just set up a black market route. For a small* fee

* vast amount. Or, chocolate.

YouTube video by Black Lace Black Lace - Agadoo (feat. Jeremy Corbyn)

Well. If it's like that..
I see you and raise you...

youtu.be/jA9jffsFpiE?...

** BRACE, BRACE**

LA LAA LAA LA LA LAA
DE DAH DEE DAH

**kicks your stirrup bone**

Ooo could you imagine the teeny tiny multi legged baggy pants??? Excellent.

Thank you kindly, oh venerable phantom.

Too late. I'm in...

La la la laaa la...
*does a wiggle dance*

Yo Phantom, would you kindly switch Deaconbiker out and replace in @erictheearworm.bsky.social of the Wulferhampton starter pack?

Many thanks and a quick zip through your brain. Very dusty in there.

a man is smiling in front of a red car and the words earworm are visible Alt: A good looking man (what's he doing in Wulferhampton??) is admiring Eric, the Earworm. He's about to buy him a pint of mead in the meadhall. A wise man. Follow the wise man.

OK. I have transitioned to my new Wulferhampton alter ego... Eric the Earworm. I'm still DeaconBiker, but reckon I can do more damage to the squirrel (or anyone else) if I'm this size...

Here for fun, and any time the Duty Torturer wishes to use music.

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