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Andrew Johnson

@ratcalledaj.bsky.social

Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer. Successful pain in the ass. I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.

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That @mattdoyle.bsky.social sees the same thing as #crew96 fans makes me feel reassured.
It means we're right thinking Gazdag is washed and we need a DP Centerback and not in fact crazy.
It also might mean Doyle is consuming our posts at a rate some might call "alarming".
@soccerwisehq.bsky.social

25.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably also worth noting that they began putting horse meat in dog food in the 1920s. I'm sure that had nothing to do with there being a lot of extra horses around due to technology that put horses out of work. And I'm sure there are no parallels to be drawn with humans and AI

25.02.2026 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More pastors need to do this on the regular.
Ive met people all over this country that dont understand basic consent or that sex is meant to be enjoyable not painful.
Worked with a guy in NC that thought God gifted people babies and they didn't need to sleep with their wife. They were 22 years old.

25.02.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should be set to and sound similar to "Hit em Up".

25.02.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot take:
They dont care about the players or even the teams. They care about feeling superior or hating MLS.
If MLS brought in P/R they would complain that it doesn't extend down to their beer league or that its not as good as the Prem.

24.02.2026 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Absolute cinema.

Absolute cinema.

So profoundly nerdy of a reference that im genuinely proud of you, sir. ๐Ÿซก

23.02.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

USL continues to creep closer to a series of aspirations held by some fans instead of a real functioning league.
I get the feeling that at some point the VC funds will reel in their baits and USL will get ToysRUs-ed and sold for parts.

23.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an older man with suspenders is making a funny face and says `` arthritis '' . ALT: an older man with suspenders is making a funny face and says `` arthritis '' .

Its been almost 18 months since my leg and knee were broken and every once in a while, like today, it hurts more than it did before or after the surgery.
Don't get hit by cars children.

23.02.2026 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From the quotes coming out of UK/Scottish Labor members over the last couple weeks I wouldn't be shocked if this isn't a public trial and an old school Tower of London stay.

23.02.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
23.02.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Crew Assistant Coach and all around hero Josh Williams said as much to a bunch of us during STC.

23.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daniel Gazdag is still poop coated doo doo berries and Issa Tall appears categorically unable to sign a centerback for 3 windows.
Soooooo... same old Crew.

22.02.2026 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

88'
Ball watching bastards.

22.02.2026 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

20 minutes in to the season...

22.02.2026 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a small dog with a mushroom shaped haircut ALT: a small dog with a mushroom shaped haircut

Once again I beg someone to shave Picards head.

22.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a batman costume says " i 'm batman " in white letters ALT: a man in a batman costume says " i 'm batman " in white letters

Zawadzki showing up to captain #crew96 for the first time

22.02.2026 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says `` it 's timeee '' . ALT: a man in a suit is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says `` it 's timeee '' .

#crew96

22.02.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Space Camp
1776
Clueless (French dub for French class)

20.02.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Camel Lights
Old Spice
Wonder Bread
Super Hero Burger

20.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably not great that 4 pickups with no license plates loaded with guys in body armor just sped past me on Cleveland Ave with police sirens on.

20.02.2026 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a blue suv with a roof rack is driving down a muddy road ALT: a blue suv with a roof rack is driving down a muddy road

Im getting my car serviced and felt bad about sitting in the waiting room in filthy boots straight from work. Then I remembered im in a Subaru and they should be happy im not pulling up with a pitbull and my own trailmix.

19.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My irrational, optimistic homer #Crew96 preseason take is that I think they should bet heavy on Habroune.

19.02.2026 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@msjl84.bsky.social made one of these once.

19.02.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tougher way to deal with them?
How about a tender way?
Some peppers and a sweet fruit juice reduced for an hour then wrap the chicken in big leaves or some foil and smoke those suckers.
Put on some music and have a party.

19.02.2026 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brother had a friend called Piglet since he was 10 years old. That man is 32 years old and I couldn't tell you his government name for a million dollars.

18.02.2026 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying " just know i mean it " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying " just know i mean it "

I feel like some members of my management team doubt me.
If I say Ill make it take my word that I know my business.
I got this.

16.02.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Im in enemy territory for work today.
Can't make it too easy for the FCCincy opps to see me.

#crew96

16.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks

15.02.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/thef...

15.02.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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