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Andrew Johnson

@ratcalledaj.bsky.social

Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer. Successful pain in the ass. I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.

211 Followers  |  115 Following  |  1,636 Posts  |  Joined: 05.10.2023  |  2.0157

Latest posts by ratcalledaj.bsky.social on Bluesky

#crew96

12.11.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They haven't switched to a European calendar yet.
#iykyk
#ussf

11.11.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what amount Clase and Ortiz sent to Sky Bet for the next permanent Celtic manager.

Hashtag Niche Ohio sports joke.

11.11.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I vote #MLS stops playing in Texas, heaven knows the three teams there aren't trying anyways.

11.11.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

95 degrees sucks but Its 25 degrees today in Columbus after raining for hours this weekend so I'd imagine the ground at Crew stadium is like concrete currently.
I dont know the solution but im going to bet it will involve having to have multiple start times across the league for ya know... sun.

11.11.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rob Edwards agrees deal to become Wolves head coach after Boro talks Rob Edwards will sign a three-and-a-half deal with Wolves after the Premier League strugglers agreed to pay Middlesbrough around ยฃ3m in compensation

I hope he goes down and #Boro goes up.
share.google/tClV4TWCVIp2...

10.11.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very slushy.

10.11.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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David Rodrรญguez with an incredible bicycle kick goal to level the game for Ottawa

09.11.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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a man with a scarf around his neck says the word true ALT: a man with a scarf around his neck says the word true
09.11.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To quote everyone's favorite Crew player, Frankie Hejduk, during that era (as recounted by Josh Williams) "If we dont win the cup we're all getting fired."
When I asked Frankie to confirm the quote he said "We didn't win and we all got fired."

09.11.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get its difficult but if we go 3 years without getting to the 2nd round of the playoffs Id consider that a failure and expect a FO reset. That may just be me.

09.11.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ive slept on it and I got even more disappointed.
We need to improve the back line and have a giant Nagbe sized hole in CM.
Luckily we have Nagbe getting off the books and a lot of GAM, because Crew 2 is also a total mess.
Next year anything but a trophy is failure.
Dare to be winnner.

09.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time to see if the boot man knows how to rebuild a team.
Ticket prices went up alot this year so you better earn that money because if were not winning were losers and Ill be damned if im gonna be a loser.
#crew96

09.11.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Issa, you're on the Clock.... #Crew96

09.11.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Im furious that this is how it ends for him.
Legends deserve to go out holding trophies not watching your rivals celebrate a bad goal in a stadium that sits where I use to buy weed.
#crew96

09.11.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I keep this one on my phone for special occasions.

08.11.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look how good Zohran made NYC FC

08.11.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

One of the first trans people I ever met, who sort of guided me in understanding his identity, dealt with something similar. He had transitioned 15 years before but clung to the identity of "queer" instead of gay for years out of fear.

He says now the only thing he needs to identify as is happy.

07.11.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dont know if this is more of a @tombogert.bsky.social or a @mattdoyle.bsky.social stat but 20% of this roster was signed to senior club contracts by Corey Wray.
42% of the midfield was signed by him.
#crew96

07.11.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The sheer number of places that I can just walk through unquestioned because im wearing a high vis bomber jacket makes me feel like one of the Louvre robbers.

07.11.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little girl in a red jacket is laying on the ground covered in leaves ALT: a little girl in a red jacket is laying on the ground covered in leaves

They're so defensive Doyle.
Why wont you respect their ambition. They are deeply engaged in the business metrics and versed in the Supporters arts.

06.11.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
CryBabyFC fan mad that Doyle said their players suck.

CryBabyFC fan mad that Doyle said their players suck.

Fake Plastic Trees FC fans are so defensive. Doyle was just doing his job calling your team trash.

06.11.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was focused on making a dookie in his pants.

06.11.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im kind of enjoying media people thinking @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social was calling DT old and not realizing he was referencing a KRS-One song and infact calling him the Devil.
@chrislhayes.bsky.social

06.11.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They share a love of islands.

06.11.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.

05.11.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6558    ๐Ÿ” 1318    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

As a former grip its also terrible lighting. The production staff did her no favors as she just looks like a mop on a disembodied sunburnt head.

05.11.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As the kids say "Its a bop."

05.11.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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