Brian Schaffnit

Hashimoto’s flare up that started last week rages on, and I’ve had a lot more energy in my life, fam. I’ve got some pizza and puck however, so however long I last before passing out on the couch will be a fantastic time at least.

Indeed, gonna try and thread that needle myself and see how long I can play with fire before I get burned lol. The very best of luck to you as well Sass! May we both come home from work later to a great game to watch without being spoiled on it.

Just a friendly reminder to all my lovely hockey people on here that the US women just dropped the puck vs Switzerland. If you want to watch later spoiler free like me, now's the time to start muting the accounts that would be posting about it.

My Dad turned the heat off before he left here yesterday but didn’t tell me, so I woke up to hypothermia when my alarm went off far too early this morning. Happy fucking Monday everybody lol.

Really wish nights like tonight could go on forever. It was a great Super Bowl party with great people and I desperately needed both. I am so lucky to have the people in my tribe that I do.

MAKE THE PUNTER AND KICKER CO-MVP YOU COWARDS

What a way to cap the most dominant defensive performance I’ve seen in a Super Bowl in 20+ years, my God.

Somewhere, LeVeon Bell is smiling his ass off. Can’t remember any other running back coming to a complete dead ass stop in the backfield before lol.

Welcome to the Super Bowl, Drake Maye and the Pats offense!

God damn, you’re putting in the work in Pokémon Go lol. Well done.

Just when I thought Gaga couldn’t get any hotter she goes and does a Pokémon ad

If a former Jaguars player scores every point in - Super Bowl then I am swan diving off the bridge on the way home.

Not at all where I thought this greatest tight ends of all time commercial would go lol

Fuck ICE

LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA MOTHER FUCKERS WE BRINGING EVERYBODY OUT

The Lady Gaga plot twist is elevating this to near historic levels

WHAT

I can HEAR the drunk uncles bitching already

There’s a HUGE Backstreet Boys fan at the party I’m at and she thought that was gonna be some reunion tour announcement, the things she just called Coinbase executives lmao.

That Dunkin commercial got reactions all over the map here lol.

I’M NOT TRYING TO CRY DURING THE SUPER BOWL, REDFIN

Wholesome farm ad? I’ll take it because it’s not fuckin AI.

Me, picking up dinner because it’s been that kinda week already.

Employee: “Hey you enjoy this now.”

Me: “You too!”

Just gonna take my L and move on here lol. Fuck.

Was already hype after an amazing Hump Day but now I find out we’ve got a Battle of Alberta tonight? Can’t fuckin wait, that’s always wildly entertaining hockey regardless of the records.

DARREN RADDYSH IS HERE TO CLAP BOMBS AND FUCK MOMS, AND I DON'T SEE ANY MOMS.

LET'S FUCKIN GO BOYS!!!!

My dad is in Houston on business and he just sat down at a restaurant where they had the game. He asked me why the fuck NFL players were playing a flag football game, and that’s how I found out the Pro Bowl was tonight lol.

Not sure how this wasn't on my radar at all, but if you give me any one of these 3 I'll absolutely fuck with it. All of them AND Marty Scorsese? Can't wait!

Took a generational post work nap, which is always fantastic, but now I get a McDavid - Matthews matchup tonight to double box in with the Bolts? We eating good over here, fam.

YouTube video by Resident Evil Resident Evil Requiem - Evil Has Always Had A Name | Short Film

Give whoever directed this short a miniseries at least, this is MILES better than any live action Resident Evil since the first movie. Cannot wait for the 26th!!!