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Eli Deep

@elideep.bsky.social

Trans fella. Love my dogs, reading books, and fucking shit up. Calamitous ORTBO.

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Toad suddenly realizes that Frog is not on the sled with him.

From "Down the Hill"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*

Toad suddenly realizes that Frog is not on the sled with him. From "Down the Hill" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

Toad looked around.

He saw that Frog was not there.

β€œI AM ALL ALONE!” screamed Toad.

25.10.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 466    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
Simon and Garfunkel album cover for Bridge Over Troubled Water

Simon and Garfunkel album cover for Bridge Over Troubled Water

Why does the larger one not simply eat the other one

25.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

Wow

25.10.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a police officer is crying in the back seat of a car . ALT: a police officer is crying in the back seat of a car .

3 emails in a row thanking me for my payment. 🀬

24.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

She’s wrong for that

24.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who amongst us?!

24.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A close up of a white-faced terrier mix with pointy brown ears. He’s laying on his side on a brown leather couch.

A close up of a white-faced terrier mix with pointy brown ears. He’s laying on his side on a brown leather couch.

Ears??? Robert’s got em.

24.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my fucking god.

24.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES

24.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness look at those golden hour babies

24.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU

24.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a not great day and am processing something awful. Would love good vibes and/or pet pics.

24.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Whelp, that settles my weekend plans. I am READY for season 3.

24.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin love 1am sassy Chris.

24.10.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YOURE good stuff

24.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There they are!!!! πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

24.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robert and Freya portraits of young dogs in background.

24.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

24.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Me looking like a dad. I’m in my office, and my furniture is yellow wood. I’m wearing a nondescript plaid shirt.

Me looking like a dad. I’m in my office, and my furniture is yellow wood. I’m wearing a nondescript plaid shirt.

Love you so big. Love Thursdays but not as much.

24.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

RAWR

23.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally had no clue until I was just told to have a nice weekend

23.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this email never finds you. I hope you’re free.

23.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I actually would be surprised if they take it up. I’m not being naiveβ€”there are definitely five votes to reverse Obergefell, but I think they want a cleaner vehicle.

23.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I still get she/her'ed at work even though I started here post-transition. It makes me wonder if I have some kind of positive dysmorphia and I don't look like I think I do. And then yesterday a doctor thought I was cis while he was looking at my chest scars. So. It's prolly not me.

23.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats, The Atlantic and The New York Times, this is the country you've created.

23.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2460    πŸ” 615    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 11

THERE ARE SEVEN OTHER CANDIDATES DECLARED FOR THE MAINE D PRIMARY WE ARE A YEAR AWAY FROM BLUE NO MATTER WHO TIME.

22.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

22.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6662    πŸ” 1579    πŸ’¬ 387    πŸ“Œ 526

AI is like that time I woke up and found a U2 album I didn't ask for on my iPod.

I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.

22.10.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1227    πŸ” 248    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 12

A lot being said about how it's "normal" to go through a "Nazi phase", so here's my expert commentary as a historian who looks at (among other things) the Nazi period:

What the fuck are you talking about.

22.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Love for my a/c to stop working and to not hear back from my landlady …

22.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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