Elizabeth

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

If you're lying to me to "protect my feelings" or because "you didn't want to hurt me," you've just chosen your lie over whatever relationship we have.

I almost picked this one!!!! 💙

Solidarity on principle.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Who wants to volunteer to make sure I get up for the gym in the morning? Mondays are hard after working til 10p on Sunday.

My daughter apparently needs me to tell her why I need my HSA debit card back before my appointment on Thursday. Help me understand why violence isn’t the answer.

You came here to "not all men"?

that was a really poor choice.

It feels very silly that I spend so much effort to be a person who is interesting, kind, considerate, funny, thoughtful, informed, curious, smart and good looking but men won't go to therapy, the gym, or ask what books I'm reading.

They make me feel claustrophobic.

Willie Blomquist => Dayton Moore

Adam Frazier => J.J. Picollo

Don't wait until you're in your 40s and in a health emergency to start taking care of yourself. I'm physically in the best shape of my life (non-spring training edition), but those decades of self-neglect left wounds that could make a team of plastic surgeons and therapists very wealthy.

YouTube video by Blake Mcgrath IF JANET JACKSON grocery store vibes

I think I'd appreciate grocery shopping more if there were well-choreographed dance breaks. youtube.com/shorts/AIheF...

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Come learn at least 5 things you (likely) didn't know about the Negro Leagues, as well as whether or not I'm capable of human emotion!

<3

This is just wonderful!

That was so cool!!!

I think it’s a thing and if it’s not called froggy, it is now.

Volunteering at the KC Ballet is a 10/10. Do it if you get the opportunity.

Spell my name right, bitches.

I bought some last week and was gravely disappointed

Bryce Harper getting dialysis

Out on the town getting dialysis with my friends. They're all just out of frame, getting dialysis too

I decided to live. I am very brave. It’s weird you’re not more impressed.

I just did the thing where I sat down and thought I was done for the night, but then remembered that I still need to take the trash out.

I might just die instead. I really don't want to get up again

I'm holding out for the Albert Pujols Prize for Humanitarianism

Ahhh, you opted for roulette instead of leftovers before a 4-hour screening. Good luck.

Sweetie darling!

Fat bottom girl, indeed.

I didn't know we were supposed to be waiting. i've been doing all the shouting!

It's after 5 pm, which may as well be 6 pm, which is practically midnight; therefore, it is bedtime.

I adore your style; you're very cute.

You can have all the hugs and forehead kisses you need.