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Elizabeth

@lightlyredacted.bsky.social

I have kids and pets. I ๐Ÿ’™ baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979.

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I'm trying a new yoga studio tonight. I am desperately hoping it is as lovely as the one I lost to covid shutdowns was.

04.08.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ยฃ1 raffal up now โœŒ๏ธ #rainbowbrite #80s #nostalgia #drag
YouTube video by Silver Rox ยฃ1 raffal up now โœŒ๏ธ #rainbowbrite #80s #nostalgia #drag

Saw this as I was scrolling and immediately thought of you @brieinkc.bsky.social

youtube.com/shorts/gAAKk...

04.08.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm at a point in my life when I'm not sure who my emergency contact should be.

04.08.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do my best to keep her that way. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

04.08.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely

04.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weโ€™re โ€œwalkingโ€

04.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was little and prone to loud, inconvenient questions in public places, I remember my mom explaining voting was private and you could share it if you wanted to, but no one could make you reveal how you voted.

Which makes it weird when the president announces a private citizen's affiliation

04.08.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've mopped myself into more corners than I care to admit.

04.08.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s like Iโ€™m powerful with a little bit of tender.

04.08.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is my dream! Rooms that stay as I leave them.

04.08.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wrote something for The Sunday Times's style section about how men have been undressing for over a hundred years. And how they should go further and show a little cleavage.

Link in the next post.

04.08.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1484    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
Old shots of Kevin Smith at a gas station in huge wide-leg jorts

Old shots of Kevin Smith at a gas station in huge wide-leg jorts

Canโ€™t believe JNCO is doing a โ€œKevin Smith has great jeansโ€ ad campaign

04.08.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 677    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Tender hearted girls hide behind their smart mouth and quick wit just to stay alive.

03.08.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super cute!

03.08.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Maybe a couple miles with these assholes will set my head right.

03.08.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#heyheyheyhey

03.08.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just all too much. I was already exhausted, I don't know what it's called now.

03.08.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate it here

03.08.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Obligatory

17.05.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Doing the lordโ€™s work

03.08.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And you can New Jack Swing on my nuts.

03.08.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"What if we taught men to get laid leftistly"

what if men cared about the loss of our bodily autonomy, the abuse we face as a result of coerced economic dependence and the actual pandemic of femicidal violence we have to contend with, more than they cared about sexual access to our bodies

02.08.2025 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2347    ๐Ÿ” 537    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Wish you were on a fancy summer vacation? These sheet-pan pierogi will make you feel like you're in Martha's Vineyard.

03.08.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 970    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I mean, they're both really fucking guilty, but you're right.

03.08.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Passing George in an offensive category off of Max motherfucking Sherzer is rare air. ๐Ÿ’™ you Salvy!

02.08.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this ALT: a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this

I went and bought 5 new bras today.

02.08.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I will be terrible, but I don't think I should let that stop me.

02.08.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to take it super personally if there isn't.

02.08.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give me all that baba ganoush

02.08.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

02.08.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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