@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
How has it taken Lupe so long to make the gym playlist? Regrets.
16.10.2025 11:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pope Leo XIV wasn't going to let a Chicago Cubs fan troll him in Vatican City. Alberto Pizzoli / Getty Images Even the grandeur of the papacy apparently hasn’t been enough to prevent Pope Leo XIV from keeping up on baseball’s postseason. The American-born pope, whose Chicago roots made him a lifelong fan of his hometown White Sox, didn’t hesitate to go up and in when a parade attendee in Vatican City chided the passing pontiff by yelling “Go Cubs!” From atop the Popemobile, the pope didn’t miss a beat in his retort, with the same message delivered in Spanish and English: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Bart wearing a Cubs cap annoyed that the Pope (Martin) is scoring off him.
Good one, the Pope.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/672...
Race to the bottom?
15.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I also need the capitol police to come investigate these items found in my office.
15.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Girl, I see those abs. I’m jealous. You look amazing.
15.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When I didn't work in my house, this was my preferred way to lunch. I'd take my lunch at 11 to go ahead of the rush, hide in the back booth of the Mexican place by my office, and inhale a book and some enchiladas for an hour.
15.10.2025 19:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Moose out here dragging me through the motions
15.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These are correct choices.
15.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good luck! I was utterly useless for a full day after mine this year. I hope yours is nicer to you.
15.10.2025 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No gym today. Starting the work day with Sophie B. Hawkins and thinking of Community #Britta'd
15.10.2025 12:14 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Dude has dark secrets. I'm sure of it.
15.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fine! I did.
15.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She's already looking directly into my soul. I have to go now.
14.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone make me go get in the car and go to yoga.
14.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0FUCK YES!!!! Congrats! 🎉
14.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People in the 90s were so horny for D'Angelo that he basically stopped making music for a while because he was afraid people were only horny for him and not all his super horny songs
We love a relatable king
Potato soup is ALWAYS an option.
14.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Untitled video...
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Sal Frelick
If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
14.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 1548 🔁 176 💬 46 📌 81Happy birthday!
14.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Soundtracking my workouts like a mid-90s roller rink
14.10.2025 11:03 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I discovered my neighbor got a new car. New car plus a holiday! Yay me! 🎉
14.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This should be unnecessary, but don't comment on the shape, size, or composition of another person's body unless you know your comments will be welcome, even if you think you're being kind.
14.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Killing Me Softly - The Fugees
13.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Well, I am trying something...
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The squirrels and birds are brave today and Moose is delighted.
13.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
