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Elizabeth

@lightlyredacted.bsky.social

I have kids and pets. I πŸ’™ baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.

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16.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How has it taken Lupe so long to make the gym playlist? Regrets.

16.10.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pope Leo XIV wasn't going to let a Chicago Cubs fan troll him in Vatican City. Alberto Pizzoli / Getty Images

Even the grandeur of the papacy apparently hasn’t been enough to prevent Pope Leo XIV from keeping up on baseball’s postseason.

The American-born pope, whose Chicago roots made him a lifelong fan of his hometown White Sox, didn’t hesitate to go up and in when a parade attendee in Vatican City chided the passing pontiff by yelling β€œGo Cubs!”

From atop the Popemobile, the pope didn’t miss a beat in his retort, with the same message delivered in Spanish and English: β€œHan perdido! They lost!”

Pope Leo XIV wasn't going to let a Chicago Cubs fan troll him in Vatican City. Alberto Pizzoli / Getty Images Even the grandeur of the papacy apparently hasn’t been enough to prevent Pope Leo XIV from keeping up on baseball’s postseason. The American-born pope, whose Chicago roots made him a lifelong fan of his hometown White Sox, didn’t hesitate to go up and in when a parade attendee in Vatican City chided the passing pontiff by yelling β€œGo Cubs!” From atop the Popemobile, the pope didn’t miss a beat in his retort, with the same message delivered in Spanish and English: β€œHan perdido! They lost!”

Bart wearing a Cubs cap annoyed that the Pope (Martin) is scoring off him.

Bart wearing a Cubs cap annoyed that the Pope (Martin) is scoring off him.

Good one, the Pope.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/672...

15.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Race to the bottom?

15.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also need the capitol police to come investigate these items found in my office.

15.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl, I see those abs. I’m jealous. You look amazing.

15.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I didn't work in my house, this was my preferred way to lunch. I'd take my lunch at 11 to go ahead of the rush, hide in the back booth of the Mexican place by my office, and inhale a book and some enchiladas for an hour.

15.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Moose out here dragging me through the motions

15.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are correct choices.

15.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck! I was utterly useless for a full day after mine this year. I hope yours is nicer to you.

15.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No gym today. Starting the work day with Sophie B. Hawkins and thinking of Community #Britta'd

15.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude has dark secrets. I'm sure of it.

15.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine! I did.

15.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She's already looking directly into my soul. I have to go now.

14.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone make me go get in the car and go to yoga.

14.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK YES!!!! Congrats! πŸŽ‰

14.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People in the 90s were so horny for D'Angelo that he basically stopped making music for a while because he was afraid people were only horny for him and not all his super horny songs

We love a relatable king

14.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Potato soup is ALWAYS an option.

14.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Untitled video...

14.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sal Frelick

Sal Frelick

If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit

14.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1548    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 81

Happy birthday!

14.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Soundtracking my workouts like a mid-90s roller rink

14.10.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I discovered my neighbor got a new car. New car plus a holiday! Yay me! πŸŽ‰

14.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This should be unnecessary, but don't comment on the shape, size, or composition of another person's body unless you know your comments will be welcome, even if you think you're being kind.

14.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Killing Me Softly - The Fugees

13.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, I am trying something...

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13.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a red shirt and a pink headband is sitting on a bed . ALT: a woman wearing a red shirt and a pink headband is sitting on a bed .
13.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The squirrels and birds are brave today and Moose is delighted.

13.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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