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Elizabeth

@lightlyredacted.bsky.social

I have kids and pets. I πŸ’™ baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.

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Feeling a little extra broken this morning, be gentle and send crazy glue.

12.10.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh this is bad. 😒

12.10.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mariners over Brewers in 5

30.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why be like this?

12.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of the classic children's book Frog And Toad Are Friends. 

Drawing of Toad, a brown toad, sitting on a bench, dressed in a green jacket and slacks. He is reading a book to his friend Frog, a green frog dressed in a  brown jacket and slacks. They are surrounded by green plants and mushrooms. There is a silver Caldecott Medal in the corner. 

Text has been altered from original. It reads
Fiftieth Anniversary 
Frog and Toad Are Antifa
by Arnold Lobel

Commemorative Edition

Cover of the classic children's book Frog And Toad Are Friends. Drawing of Toad, a brown toad, sitting on a bench, dressed in a green jacket and slacks. He is reading a book to his friend Frog, a green frog dressed in a brown jacket and slacks. They are surrounded by green plants and mushrooms. There is a silver Caldecott Medal in the corner. Text has been altered from original. It reads Fiftieth Anniversary Frog and Toad Are Antifa by Arnold Lobel Commemorative Edition

hell yeah

11.10.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2535    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 31

One of the most satisfying things you can do as a human being is look at someone who's telling you what to do and go "Who's this asshole?" There are worse things to base a political philosophy on!

11.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1495    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
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Fin.

11.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The First Wives Club - You Don't Own Me
YouTube video by WatchWithMati The First Wives Club - You Don't Own Me

RIP, Diane. 😩

11.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

No!

11.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where's Mom's spaghetti?

This is an Eminem post.

11.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES! The cynic in me thinks it's because the companies know there is no reason to follow regulations that won't be enforced. I expect telemarketing and collections to go wild soon.

11.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love you too.

11.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're not. I promise.

11.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's rude of my weed battery to die when I'm trying to have a nice little Saturday wake and bake.

11.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I slept better last night than I have in a month. I feel like I have superpowers now.

11.10.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's an awful, isolating place you're being put in. It's stealing your life. I'm so sorry, Danielle.

You've given them all you can, and you've done it with your whole heart. It's ok to acknowledge you don't have anything left. Reclaim your life. Love you πŸ«‚πŸ’™ Let me know how I can support you.

11.10.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

08.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6652    πŸ” 1546    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 33

I don't know, but I used to have a boss who would say "It's Brooks & DUNN" or "It's Tony DUNgy" to communicate that something was completed. It was obnoxious. I think of it every time I hear either name.

11.10.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsolicited Rick pic

11.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
Free Community Laundry Day
Sat 10/11/25 10am-4pm
Splash Laundry, 6036 N.E. Antioch Rd, Gladstone

Free Community Laundry Day Sat 10/11/25 10am-4pm Splash Laundry, 6036 N.E. Antioch Rd, Gladstone

If you’re in need…

11.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This would be great news if legality actually mattered in the outcome.

10.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’d be cool, but THESE democrats? They’re not doing shit.

10.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s really gonna suck when it gets too cold and gross for this

10.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when Sugar Smacks became Honey Smacks.

10.10.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s absolutely one of my favorites.

10.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some rules are important for the safety and well-being of us all.

10.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rules are rules.

10.10.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Synergy

10.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some sandwiches might be worth a couple plagues.

09.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. What kind of sandwich?

09.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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