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Matt Pollock

@freshmattyp.bsky.social

Emotional Support Husband Built for comfort, not for speed.

571 Followers  |  301 Following  |  1,111 Posts  |  Joined: 16.08.2023  |  2.7042

Latest posts by freshmattyp.bsky.social on Bluesky

Time to deploy the National Guard.

12.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsolicited Deck pick

11.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

As always, you are too kind.

10.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me, playing a G&L ASAT Classic Sunburst.

Me, playing a G&L ASAT Classic Sunburst.

It's release week at work, so no new picture. Throwback to the time we played the Chiefs Fan Zone at Arrowhead, December 2009.

10.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's giving an awful lot of credit to the reactionary commentariat, Tom.

"I read the first 3 words of you headline, here's why you are wrong".

09.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's the Money Pit administration.

09.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Describe your BlueSky account in a single image

09.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like a marvelous opportunity to demonstrate how woefully unhip I am.

09.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This person probably thought Cats was the most profound thing they had ever seen.

09.10.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen parts of my mom in the last month that I haven't seen since birth.

Imma need therapy later.

08.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's an all-timer right there.

08.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"We were told there was rioting at Mr. Beef".

08.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched a buddy of my dad's fight a rooster pheasant, that sucker almost won.

Be ready to fight dirty.

08.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's awesome. I know too many guys whose sole artistic expression is their yard. It's good to have an outlet for creativity.

08.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What kind of art does your dad do?

08.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmmnn. Casa de Gladbag. My favorite!

08.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The happy ending is Sass rides off into the sunset, secure in the knowledge that men suck and she doesn't need them.

Fin

08.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, Pam has been forgetting to charge her cell recently, so you'll have to petition in person.

07.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am eagerly awaiting your book "Sass in the City".

07.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

07.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it come in anything else?

07.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shot of Malort and an Old Style Tallboy.

07.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One whiff of Al's or Jim's Original and these boys are defecting.

07.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Deep down, he knows you like me better.

07.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a simple phone call away, but Greg likes to monopolize you.

07.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact. I also like beer.

07.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My quarter-zips have missed me.

06.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is the greatest presidential recording of all time.

06.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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