Jon

Starmer asked to explain why recognition of Palestinian statehood is conditional.

Because he doesn't believe Palestinian lives are equal to Israeli lives.

Because he's totally lost his humanity in his bubble where he sees peoples lives as bargaining chips.

And because the man is devoid of all principles and compassion.

Next question.

I’m gagged at Marina pulling it out the bag

Thank you darlin!!

Thanks Fionn 🥰

28 🎂

I’ve been reading with the window open just listening 😌

sometimes you’ve just got to whack a 😊 on the end of a clients email so you don’t sound like a total prick

closing my eyes at night and seeing oblivion gates in my sleep

I literally bought it the minute it was available and I still have 30 mins left :(

I thought I’d survive moving down to non-full-fibre/ 55mb internet in the new flat and then oblivion knocked in at 120gb

a papalalaruza

good morning Ben, this dog kinda looks like you (in a nice way)

you can play a little wow then, as a treat

it happened to me last year and I don’t regret it 😗

smarter man than me 😭

we have the same one and screwing those screws into the wooden top nearly made me end it all 🥲

good morning 🌤️

Switch 2 releasing on my birthday who’s buying it me xxx

Open world Mario kart what the FUCK

I can’t believe Witchbrook finally has a soft release date 😭

Patience is a virtue, this looks amazing!!

Got Ethel tickets for Manc from Spotify sale 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Harry Brompton’s peach ice tea outsold (but if this isn’t a stunt I’ll mourn her)

Oh it’s 100% worse when you have other people distracting you, I dread to think how many people I’ve accidentally blanked

relate to this HARD, I am so awful at processing faces when I see people unexpectedly - I will fully look people in the eye, look away and then only process that I know them when they’re already gone 😭

embassy of fortune is clearly an off-off-brand online casino game and this child is in the throws of a deep seeded gambling addiction

👨🏼‍🔧 “let me see your pipes”

cute handyman said I could take his job since I knew what was up with our plumbing 🤭🤭🤭

your alter ego of chad strikes again

oh she can’t help but release bangers