Richie Ryan

Ok when you say "another" is this still about the one in September/October or has there been another another *checks notes* another another...another?

I thought I remembered at the time the doctor later saying Trump dictated the "heathiest ever" letter from his car outside.

Well yeah, where else is he gonna get it besides on Earth?

It's my birthday tomorrow and if the thing happens well that'll put a something on it for sure

Was listening to an interview with ol' Marty the other day talking about how growing up his mom taught him never to snitch on the mob guys dumping bodies down the street from their home but sure, have at him, QT

I'm wondering what wonders are in the magazines that aren't on the flash drive? Must be brand new sub info!

It is--how you say?--womp womp.

There are moments in that movie that absolutely haunt me to the bones then the next scene I'm like ooookay Mr. David you wanna do maybe another take just for funsies?

"People giving you shit? Pop 'em one of these for your ol' pal Luigi."

Oh the website is so much better to find it! I was only searching the bigname chains in Phoenix but they have it at a couple small arthouse theaters nearish for sure.

Nice going caracal cat owner, now you're gonna get the salmonellas all over your feet

Cigna Healthcare logo in the top left corner Would you reccoment Dr. [REDACTED] to your family and friends? Yes or No are the options

Is this email a HIPAA violation?

Yes NO

A stoic heart can't crack a tooth unlike some things

Is that the book he only wrote so his family could live off the royalties? Kinda makes the imperfectness more poignant.

Why don’t the farmers just borrow money from their parents?

I know none of these and All The Songs You Need to Know could be the name of an actual band for all I know.

Shiver me bulkheads
Avast, ye scallawaggaomnicronomegagons

I used to see a guy at the gym who was bald and wore massive headphones like this. I woulda mentioned it but he probably gets that a lot.

Okay, here's the plan:

We make a TV show called "Girl Scout Cookies." So when ever people wanna find out when girl scout cookies season starts, they'll get results for the show!

This will anger everyone so you know it's a good idea.

a man with glasses and a suit says " i 'm just as god made me sir " Alt: From the mockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A man with thick glasses and a suit says "I'm just as god made me sir."

The beady-eyed freaks:

Rinklechinkleinkle

badoop!
badoop! badoop!
badoop! badoop!

Ok honestly as someone who takes pictures of toilets this would be a gem. Absurd and useless, but a gem.

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Oh?

See I thought maybe he likes having extra shoes around so has them wear big ones so he can demand they give him theirs so his swollen feet can fit.

I'm willing to bet he knows nothing of how gross and badly wrong they could go.

Alice riding a cyber dragon

@realmsunknown.bsky.social subgenre deep dive this week will be “fictional non-fiction”.

Think reference books for fictional science, manuals for technology that doesn’t exist, bestiaries for dragons, Dinotopia, A Passion For Passion.

Tell me your favourite fictional non-fiction!

As someone who got into horror too young I gotta say this feeling never really goes away.

"Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate."
(trans.) "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."

Written on the gate to hell in Dante's Inferno. I minored in Italian and the head of the department had it on a sign of his office door.