Richie Ryan

Was at a coffee shop and saw a guy who looked like Paul Hollywood right as my friend said the name Paul and it wasn’t him but yknow I gotta believe in what little magic I can find

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

Follow up favorite: child Whoopi Goldberg seeing Star Trek and yelling for the whole family to come see the black lady on TV who wasn't playing no maid.

The Eye of Sauron in Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin.

the fellowship of the arts: thread

Oooo request some use of The Potato Eaters

I resolve to track Brett down and give him a kick in the ass, I tell you hwhat

You gotta fill them with fun memories and also your feet kid, that's basic shoe happifying science.

Per t Plus taught me it was okay to laugh again.

So this is what it would be like to be a salt lick.

erm excuse me but this is a MARIMBA

Without telling its another sign why owners of these places should just not have active accounts here.

They try to behave like anyone else and it gets problematic fast.

Funnily enough Stanley Kubrick played a part in ruining both relationships

This is like another one of those realizations there are sex people and there are Sex People.

This is like something The Daily Show might’ve done but would not act like it was reliable fact.

Perhaps the real conservative sex party cabals all happen at Taco Bell.

They would've cancelled William F. Buckley for being too woke

Got another email reminder warning me my points are about to expire at my local taco place. I haven't been there in awhile even though I really love it. And when I miss out on deals it's a genuine loss.

I feel like fading friendships should come with such alerts.

Also the notion of “building habits” is so weird if you talk to a non ADHDer tbey just program their brain to brush their teeth they’re not actually even thinking about it so being ND in these times it’s extra amazing some of us get anything done.

It’s not exactly the same as the type of tedious white people Dr. King wrote about but they’re about as helpful.

"This program requires the energy of one sun and also a smaller sun."

which is short for Memento Moriarty, the bastard Italian brother of Sherlock's nemesis.

For real. I should probably just start blocking even when they aren't talkin to me directly.

Just a glance 😄

It pairs well with his perpetual “what do you mean you’re breaking up with me?” squint

You just know the “why don’t you shoot them” commenters are part of why this timeline happened.

This was news over a decade ago when they pulled inhalers with CFCs.

You need to find a healthier way to work out your anger.

Democracy is dead and journalism is but a mouthpiece for our oppressors but at least wait where was I going with this

It is an anal-gesic

Just checking.

Looks like not yet.