Ryan Brister

When you throw a car at an enemy it makes the most satisfying crunch sound

Phenomenal tifo by the @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social and the @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social faithful for the USL League Two Final at Virtue Field.

cc @sanders.senate.gov

Wonderful photo choice

Stefan Zweig on borders is almost too much to bear

Photo of the field at Red Bull Arena ahead of tonight's Leagues Cup match. Big patches of brown, worn out grass in the 18-yard box by the South Ward.

Penalty area is already looking a little rough for a place that's gonna host 6 games in the next 11 days. #RBNY

So far at RBA I've seen roughly one hundred times more Chivas shirts than Red Bulls fans

With both teams scheduled for Sunday and next Thursday, I think there's gonna be an unreasonable effort to play tonight

To give one example, cheapest tickets for the USMNT friendly vs. Korea in September are currently selling for ~$160 after fees on Ticketmaster

Photo taken just before kickoff of the Chicago Fire-New York Red Bulls match tonight

Zoomed out photo showing the crowd, which fills the lower two decks pretty well.

MLS Venue 10/30. In the away section at Soldier Field in Chicago for #RBNY vs. the Fire

I'm Ryan, thinking about Tommy Thompson

The largest collective TIFO in MLS history celebrating the Portland Timbers All-Time XI #RCTID

Over six months of work and 20-thousand feet of painted canvas. Incredible 🤩

Jorbit Vivas tries to run on Ronald Acuña Jr.

Cheapest tickets available on Ticketmaster for New York Red Bulls - Chivas on 7/31, starting at $110 (including fees)

Leagues Cup Fever is out of control

Donkey Kong stands on a ruin entrance. Punch downward appears on screen as an instruction.

donkey kong nooooo that’s not how you do satire!!!!

Spending my afternoon refreshing the quote skeets on this one. Delightful work, everyone.

Honestly a little insulting to get covid in 2025. Why couldn't I get one of the trendy diseases like measles?

They're playing 2048 with those wait times

Spotted on a CVS shelf, "Tangy Pickle" flavor Doritos. On their own, harmless, but

Lower on that same shelf, Flaming Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos. Just a coincidence?

Just a few feet away, more signs of a growing pickle conspiracy: Spicy Dill Pickle flavored Ruffles

Big Pickle is up to something.

Again, there is no reason for anyone who is not from NYC to care about this but it is worth noting that this press conference featured appearances by the billionaire owner of the consensus worst grocery store in NYC and a multiply disgraced sports talk radio host.

An impossibly long tweet sent by Bill Ackman yesterday. The aspect ratio is much narrower than my phone screen. I don't think reading it would benefit anyone, but it is all to the effect that moderates should rally behind Eric Adams as their guy to take on Mamdani. Good luck with that plan!

Dude is out there posting scrolls

I have memories of him throwing a 1-hitter in Rochester, it may have been the same game

See I think this is a benefit when you have a campaign organization like Zohran's. He's got four months to knock more doors while Cuomo tries to figure out how to campaign without people hearing him talk.

Not sure about Copa America, but Banter in Williamsburg has the Euros

This is a screenshot from the primary.

This is basically the interview Chris Murphy just gave on Meet the Press. "Yeah, he's got some views that are outside the mainstream, but I think we can learn some lessons from his focus on costs and affordability." It can be done! Even a not-radical like Murphy can do it.

Cuomo Loses $622,000 Over Concerns of Improper Super PAC Coordination

On multiple occasions he was denied matching funds after not collecting relevant donor info and coordinating with a SuperPAC
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/n...

ideology helps candidates win not because voters are ideological, they’re not, but because voters don’t like frauds l. and believing in something more than the next election/poll gives you an air of authenticity

On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park.

New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.

Screen grab of a Brewers pitcher immediately celebrating after a 3-2 pitch. The Twins batter has somehow wound up sitting on home plate, with his head right where the pitch he swung at was.

As a hitter, this is Not What You Want