Yeah but they're all cross-tabs.
08.10.2025 16:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bachpropagate.bsky.social
Postdoc at UC Berkeley and LBNL working on @simonsobservatory.org . I might work on the Cosmic Microwave Background, but my puns are never reheated.
Yeah but they're all cross-tabs.
08.10.2025 16:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0General Ripper in Dr Strangelove, ranting about his impotence
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.
Only if you can listen to uranium fever on repeat www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW9h...
08.10.2025 16:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The more we automate farming the more people can make art but yeah, someone needs to wash the patients in the assisting living facility on the commune. And specialization brings productivity gains so it will often be the same someone scrubbing 85 year olds.
08.10.2025 15:42 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The US president on the phone in Dr Strangelove.
Look, weβre both very sorry about the widening gyre.
08.10.2025 12:49 β π 84 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0I guess Berkeley needs to set aside another parking spot this yearβ¦ π§ͺ
08.10.2025 12:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I remember when Buzzfeed let the neoliberals run a "What Will Your Job Be Once The Revolution Happens?β quiz where no matter what your answers were you got βForced agricultural labor".
08.10.2025 12:18 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0π
Former Berkeley Lab senior scientist John Clarke has won the 2025 Nobel Prize in Physics. His research on quantum tunneling in electric circuits paved the way for todayβs quantum computers and sensors. π§ This brings LBNLβs Nobel count to 17!
@nobelprize.bsky.social
@uofcalifornia.bsky.social
Rockwellβs βFreedom of speechβ a painting of a man standing up at the town meeting to say something.
I think organizing a pro-Intifada stand in front of the main University building (complete with paper mache frond) on October 7th is not the best look. It might give the impression you donβt care about war crimes if they happen to Jews.
07.10.2025 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Deleted a previous post because Devoret did go back to France and made research director at the CNRS before moving to Yale again.
07.10.2025 15:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations to this year's winners of the Nobel Prize in Physics. Be sure to check out our oral histories with:
John Martinis: repository.aip.org/node/129661
Michel Devoret: repository.aip.org/node/129778
I tried my best :/
07.10.2025 15:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ken, is it good to tell the National Guardsmen your senile boss is sending cross-country that they wonβt get paid for it?
07.10.2025 14:34 β π 42 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Do you feel it is just python or programming in general that they dislike?
07.10.2025 14:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs Joanne Cohn erasure.
07.10.2025 05:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Twisted bilayer graphene would be my shot in the dark.
07.10.2025 02:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs a Yoo-phemism if I ever saw one.
07.10.2025 01:47 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Arracourt and Dompaire show that experience and coordination are the main factor in tank performance, not the armor/speed/firepower trio.
06.10.2025 17:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βGunther, Iβm going to deploy two portable harbors and a cross-sea oil pipeline that I invented just for this operation. Good luck opposing it with the V2β
06.10.2025 17:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The lack of a translation barrier between the UK and the US means the brain worms flow unimpeded across the pond. "Le wokisme" still sounds silly to a wide swath of the population in French.
05.10.2025 18:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I, personally, having lived in Sweden, was uncomfortable with seeing an autistic preteenβs climate anxiety be nurtured by her upper-class parents into a media spectacle. Now that sheβs older I have to accept she knows what sheβs doing and probably did all along.
05.10.2025 18:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish βBari Weiss" was just a funny SNL skit about a Klezmer Barry White cover band, but alasβ¦
05.10.2025 18:02 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1History has ended of course
05.10.2025 17:49 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was just telling a friend about Steinhardtβs Kamchatka expedition to find samples of quasicrystals in a meteorite!
05.10.2025 15:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll finish a run of Hollow Knight before starting Silksong
Iβll 100% Hollow Knight before starting Silksong
Iβll finish the White Palace before starting Silksong <-I am here
Iβll do pantheons before starting Silksong
Iβll complete a Steel soul run beforeβ¦
etc, etcβ¦
Oh really? Gonna check if my cluster has Haskell support then.
03.10.2025 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"I need high-performance computing" is a good reason not to and that covers a biiiiig chunk of physicists and chemists these days.
Howβs the plotting library in Haskell? chart looks kind of mid.
It is kind of holding the only majority Jewish state to a higher standard than the rest of the world though. Who is talking about dismantling Saudi Arabia because of their Yemeni campaign? Who thought Syria should be dissolved when they occupied Lebanon? Should Russia be dissolved?
03.10.2025 14:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"What do you call that act?"
"The trust thermocline!"