Tom

I found instant parking at the Silverlake Trader Joe’s so it’s time to buy powerball tickets

There’s gotta be a better way to advertise this software engineering role

Why do people like Andor it’s so fucking boring. Like half of season 2 is a Disney+ knockoff of Inglorious Badterds

Unless their demands are met

4Chan was still around?

Elon and Trump in front of the White House after doing their little Tesla infomercial

New “Sell Your Car” flyer image just dropped

I've never been more embarrassed for my country. This is shameful - the leader of the free world reduced to reading ad copy so his buddy's stock goes up. The Shining City on the Hill is nothing more than a bunch of Temu ads.

Just once I’d like a bad to tease something and instead of new music it should be their break up announcement.

marco rubio slumped in his chair while trump and vance makes fools of themselves

when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on

We literally almost did this today but my better half inhaled with a degree of anxiety so audible we didn’t even verbally confirm we wouldn’t.

No I had every writer I’ve ever worked with write it for me.

It’s called #SNL50 because the former cast members collectively spent 50 minutes preparing for their roles tonight

“Flow” was a great film - didn’t know anything going in to it and loved it; no dialogue, no real resolution or explanation. Made me sad though.

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

I need confirmation it’s not

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

I want to redo my entire kitchen so none of my appliances have a clock. I don’t need to know the time of day 7 times at slightly off intervals in this one room

Outie propaganda

Sorry I’ve been gone I’ve been chatting with my friends on Skype

Convinced that the action of “silent reading a google doc in a group video meeting” is a new form of psychological warfare

Me in Palm Springs with ample air conditioning and a decent cocktail: “ah yes the desert is for relaxing and the heat is a state of mind I am becoming one with nature

Me when our hotel’s AC died and we have to change rooms at midnight: “this god forsaken land will be glass and death in a decade”

Is the rest of this picture just you breaking corn

myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car

This one simple life hacks has made 100% of my submarine explorations a complete success

Man I’ve been on here like 45 mins and already getting AI spam the future sucks lmfao

Finally online