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Lamont Cranston : I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face and was somebody else underneath. Margo Lane : You have problems. Lamont Cranston : I'm aware of that.

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Millionaire trophy hunter gored to death by 1.3 tonne bull on African safari Asher Watkins, 52, was tracking a 1.3 tonne Cape Buffalo bull, known as the Black Death, on Sunday when it suddenly charged at him at 35mph.

Millionaire American trophy hunter Asher Watkins, 52, was gored to death on the horns of a buffalo he tried to kill on a trip to South Africa.

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A British crow is asking passersby if they're alright.

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#BookSky

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It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign

10.07.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7084    πŸ” 1137    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 49

I like to think that somewhere there is an alternate timeline where Kamala is president and Trump is in jail where he belongs, and none of this MAGA shitshow has happened.

10.07.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So depressing when my chronic lack of faith in humanity is validated.

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a man in a suit and tie is holding a lighter and says vayagif.com on the bottom right ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a lighter and says vayagif.com on the bottom right
24.06.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As positive feedback drives the boreal biome from a carbon sink to source its not just Canada that’s f&%ked.

21.06.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£

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Exactly. Why exaggerate when the sensible analysis suggests we are already more than plenty f%&ked.

04.06.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: β€œUkraine has no cards!”

Ukraine <destroys 1/3rd of Russias bomber force>

Trump: β€œβ€

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Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to breathe
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Or I'll have to leave

24.05.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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United States Set to Lose Over Twelve Billion Dollars in 2025 as Foreign Tourism Revenue Plummets and International Travelers Turn to Other Global Destinations: Latest Updates - Travel And Tour World The United States, long regarded as one of the world’s most attractive travel destinations, is facing a significant downturn in foreign tourism.

Finding out

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Be a real shame if a massive protest march got in the way of that parade

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Hello. My name’s Pierre. Listen, I got voted out of my own riding 20 minutes from where I live for free because I was so busy rage farming I didn’t do anything for my own constituents but if you vote for me here 3300 kilometres away from where I live I will absolutely represent your best interests.

12.05.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1323    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 32

I'm so likeable now, the Liberals want me to stay on as leader more than my own party.

11.05.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should I be concerned that the Liberals want me to stay on as leader more than my own party?

11.05.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So dumb he's smart. I bet the Liberals regret he didn't do the MAGA circuit. It might have got Carney his majority.

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Not sure there will be much appetite for reconciliation.

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It clearly says MS13 so it must be true

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Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre to contest byelection in Alberta riding after losing Ottawa seat Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre will run in a byelection in Battle Riverβ€”Crowfoot after Damien Kurek, re-elected Monday, stepped down.

CPC insiders say the Poilievre team have already installed truck nuts on Poilievre's campaign bus and will spend the weekend printing F*ck Carney flags for Poilievre's rallies.

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With CBC now having called all ridings it's time for the land-vs-people-vote animation.

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Talk about getting played by your own stupidity. They are now going to have to make some colossally bad deals just to get something on the board.

25.04.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has never been a more urgent need to work together for our survival. Yet we are surrounded by greedy short-sighted fuckwads at every turn. And as the climate crisis intensifies so will the deadly conflicts over ever diminishing habitable regions until it’s too late for us all. We are doomed.

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When the moment came, Harvard didn’t hedge or flinchβ€”it stood up. A reminder that integrity isn’t complicated, it’s just rare.

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Take that, Bill Maher.

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a group of people in suits and ties are posing for a photo Alt: Donald Trump, wearing a blue tie, pushes aside the Prime Minister of Montenegro at a NATO summit in 2017, just so he can stand in front of several other NATO leaders for a group photo. The Prime Minister appears to quietly chuckle.

Wait, this guy has trouble helping us keep our friends? Why???

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