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JaxEsq

@jaxesq.bsky.social

Attorney at Garlic Bread (not your attorney). Attractive Nuisance ⚖️ formerly lawtwitter. Movies, horror, Disney, puns, 90s McDonald’s toys, Swiftie since 07, general Nerd Extraordinaire™️ https://www.instagram.com/jax.esq/profilecard/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

1,119 Followers  |  873 Following  |  1,232 Posts  |  Joined: 03.08.2023  |  1.839

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The Hunt is SO GOOD

01.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The potions table 😭😭😭

23.09.2025 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You KNOW I love when Disney hits the public domain 😂😂😂😂

20.09.2025 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh hi. Been a minute on here. What did I miss?

20.09.2025 00:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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It’s been quite a day, so cheers from happy hour

18.06.2025 23:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.06.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Squad goals

19.05.2025 05:57 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

🫣

19.05.2025 05:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Monday from me and my emotional support pile of unread books

12.05.2025 18:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think it’s hearing someone else read them that’s bugging me.

09.05.2025 21:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I both do and don’t wanna know with the “weed whacker” thing.

09.05.2025 20:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Office episode “Scott’s Tots” was the cringiest thing I’ve sat through watching… until I heard the texts between Karen Read and Brian Higgins.

09.05.2025 20:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Perhaps they should about the prehistoric lizards.

02.05.2025 05:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I missed it!! Wow. I’m honestly surprised. Very surprised.

02.05.2025 05:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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About to see this and it’s like one of the last days to see this in theaters around here apparently - solo date it is 😊

30.04.2025 22:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No worries! I’m curious to see where the ARRCA testimony goes.

30.04.2025 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay so we are actually on the same page about ARRCA because I do also believe there were significant discovery issues there. But you just said the backstory is more important - my comment was about a personal experience and his behavior. So no, his style was the entire point of my original post.

30.04.2025 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You also say Hank Brennan is enforcing a tenet of our constitutional rights in his tone of questioning and you mention Article 14 and collusion. Constitutional rights are there largely to protect the accused. What rights are you specifically speaking about? Because you personally aren’t impacted.

30.04.2025 19:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

And again I’m going to ask you, someone who has posted about disliking the likes of Trump on your own feed and Trump certainly does like to name call: what are you hoping to accomplish by name calling just like those you claim to be against?

30.04.2025 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m genuinely asking this - how am I minimizing the situation? Because I was reminded of this kind of personality that I didn’t like when I was doing litigation myself? He was making snide comments and was admonished by the Court several times for it. It was ethically poor attorney behavior.

30.04.2025 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Again, this wasn’t a comment on that. It was a comment on questioning strategy and I’m still waiting on what you were hoping to accomplish by name calling.

30.04.2025 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And here’s Tyrion on his forever home day! I’ll only ever get rescues from now on, they are such great pets.

30.04.2025 15:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never mentioned the presence of the jury and I’m not sure why that matters if I was talking about the way the prosecutor was conducting questioning during yes, the voir dire. What were you hoping to accomplish with that comment and name calling?

30.04.2025 13:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Prosecutor in Karen Read reminded me today exactly why I hated litigation. The attorneys that just are rude and difficult for funsies are the worst.

28.04.2025 22:08 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One thing about me is I will always stop and watch this clip with sound on when it comes across my feed.

09.04.2025 17:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God I’m such a nerd. Watching coverage of the Idaho murders motions and loving it, while doing my lawyer job.

I like this judge very much.

*Not loving that it happened but loving listening to the arguments.

09.04.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But Your Honor, they set a Teams meeting with 10 minutes’ notice then didn’t even join it.

08.04.2025 17:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But Your Honor, they Microsoft Teams messaged me with “Hello” and nothing else first thing on a Monday morning.

07.04.2025 18:10 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Trigger warning on weight loss for some:

I’ve lost ~6 lbs on my healthy eating. Today I ate some bread with cheese and feel suuuuuper guilty. Talk me down 🥺

06.04.2025 01:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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