John Luttermoser

51 years ago today: Nixon resigns because of Watergate.

Today: Watergate looks like a jaywalking ticket.

Trump yelling at a kid mowing the White House lawn. Text says "Wanna see me on the roof? They let me do that"

"Monsters" is yet another accusation that is really a confession.

I just need one member of the media to ask Trump how much a $500 drug would cost after a 1500% discount.

I haven't worked in a place like that in almost 50 years, but it might still be true that leaving your cart in the most remote corner of the parking lot allows a tired worker to fetch it and spend a couple of minutes outside of earshot of the boss. I always appreciated it.

we have always been at war with the bureau of labor statistics

This guy was a car dealer who became a blockchain savant and then a Trump-adjacent senator. He probably hasn't said anything that wasn't bullshit since 1989.

starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government

“Hollywood streaming services are about to become two-way entertainment: audiences watching a season of a show [and] loving it will now be able to make new episodes with a few words and become characters with a photo,” Saatchi said. “Our relationship to entertainment will be totally different in the next five years.” That said, Saatchi expressed some doubt about whether people really want to be their own showrunners. “Maybe nobody wants this and it won’t work,” he said.

truly a slogan for our times

"It's complicated, because it's a simple fact I can't rebut."

What cracked me up is that if you don't already know something about "Doctor Who," that blurb is not going to help.

Democrats are a party of corporate captured careerists who care more about staying in their jobs than they do helping anyone. They exist now only to say "we aren't as bad as them" and "we'll get back to the status quo" that was already killing people. They are broken and spent and cannot help us.

Sure, but don't you think that train runs in both directions? Both the non-fiction that's chosen for highlighting and the realistic fiction shape public perception, and they also shape each other. It's a stew.

Have there been any typos lately? I don't think Trump has typed anything for quite a while. Either he's dictating or someone is impersonating him.

It doesn't even look like him.

You could put the period after "talk."

Makes you wonder how much public policy has been affected by TV cop propaganda, huh?

Dude the Trade Deadline is wild

Makes me think of a political leader of the past, and it's not Federalist Party president John Adams.

That's a diabolical way of making sure we all read it, and I salute you for it.

So we're gonna have a gerrymandering contest instead of facing the reality that this zombie empire no longer functions, and Texas and California shouldn't be in the same country?

I'm not really surprised that fascism took over, but I'm surprised that its standard-bearer is a real-life facsimile of a villain from a Mel Brooks movie.

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Rep. Nelson Muntz, I-Springfield, responds:

The Founding Fathers baked minority rule into the constitution. It's kind of a miracle it took 240 years before it all completely fell apart.

How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn

They're still asking him questions, as if he's not essentially a Magic 8-ball that can stand on two legs.

The most unrealistic part of every Hollywood movie is when the bad guy gets his comeuppance. This literally never happens in America anymore. Ever.

Too bad pieces like this weren't written last year, when the symptoms were almost as obvious.

But they all have bear feet.

Damage in an area of 3x3 tiles, just like the kind of Fireball they're talking about on the sign.