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Do I think every single person who voted for Trump is a bad person? Yes. But do I think that they are beyond redemption and there is no way for them to become good people? Also yes

As people start to realize they made a mistake voting for Trump, it's important that we have empathy and welcome them with open arms so we are better situated to put them into a headlock and say "you fucked up dumbass, fuck you"

Um. . . not to be that guy, but I was told this trip would come with a handbasket.

funniest possible end game event has entered the field of play

Commit the sin of empathy.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

- That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is.

americans please take note of your duties as laid out in the declaration of independence.

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

Donald Trump will be indoors for the inauguration with his billionaire pals. His core supporters will be left outside in the cold.

Think about that.

as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park

"UNFORTUNATELY TIKTOK IS BANNED because your country sucks. :/ FORTUNATELY Mr Sexy New President (who started the ban) IS OUR SEXY HERO and maaaaybe if we are reeeally good he'll save it again. So be good and nice to Mr Sexy New President!!!" -TikTok

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Listening to "1985" by Bowling for Soup and reminiscing about a time when reminiscing about pop culture from twenty years ago was something silly bands wrote silly songs about instead of being the thing that you're currently doing by listening to "1985" by Bowling for Soup.

When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you

lawful neutral… with lawful naturals

We must imagine Cooking With Hoarders Guy is happy.

She hates especially

The chinchilla in question

You’re laughing? Americas greatest criminal is named Matthew Spaghetti and you’re laughing?