Jayne with a Y

Hey DSM-5, what does pathological narcissistic personality look like?

Every time I stay at a hotel, I get to watch all kinds of cable TV foolishness.

Tonight, though, it’s the NHL on TNT and I have say, bloody hell, I have missed mindlessly watching hockey and enjoying how Henrik Lundqvist takes my breath away.

On the plane earlier, I watched Furiosa in the black and chrome 4K edit. My god, what a stunning film. I have no desire to watch it in color. The red and green accents were such a cool touch. BIG FAN of this one in black and chrome. Just really freaking beautiful.

I just ate 10 TimBits and I regret nothing.

For now.

Check back in at 3am, though. Might be some regrets.

Hand to God, I am sitting in a Bob Evans in Columbus Ohio across the street from THEEE Ohio State University listening to a song called “C’mon Whiskey Drink”while I eat a fluffy biscuit for dinner.

I feel so…midwestern.

Ozzy looks just like Rico from the Cincinnati Zoo. SO CUTE! Look at that boopable snoot!

VANILLA POWDER GLP-1s, GENIE.

People on airplanes wearing heavy perfume can get fucked.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The lady next to me giving herself an Ozempic injection through her Vuori joggers, though? DAMN.

We’ve moved on to a smooth jazz saxophone cover of Tevin Campbell’s “Can We Talk”.

I may scream.

It is 5:38am. I am at the airport. The gate attendant is absolutely bumping “Forever My Lady” by Jodeci.

Yo. We all hella bleary-eyed, my dude. Even though I usually get down with 90s slow jams, a slight decrease in volume would be much appreciated.

And there it is.

to be clear, they are making these threats to try and get everyone in the federal government to resign — they are super-illegally using hunger as a weapon against civil servants, just like they are with SNAP. it’s evil

Good God

What's striking is that all the MD & PhD dudes who became Fox News famous during the pandemic for saying their own contrarian approach to pandemic control "would have been" way better are now running the country's federal health agencies & are truly f**king up public health/health research

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

Grab some tissues 🥹 and watch some amazing moments from the 2025 NYC Marathon finish line

The issue isn’t just remodeling the Lincoln bathroom, it’s doing it in all marble, during a shutdown, and posting about it. It’s not about throwing a Halloween party, it’s deciding the theme is Great Gatsby while millions are scared they’re going to starve. Character is the issue

The shutdown is ultimately a legislative negotiation about a budget.
Hard to resolve it when the controlling party in one part of Congress refuses to negotiate, will not re-open the House, is not in DC.

I had an English professor once who called my writing unsophisticated. I am STILL salty about it. I can think of no deeper burn than to call someone unsophisticated. And the best part is that truly unsophisticated people won’t even know you’re insulting them.

This is fucking gross. WTF California.

If you EVER see people stealing food, no you absolutely fucking didn’t.

Despite the fact that animated films are generally considered “for kids”, Coraline is an absolutely terrifying movie and NOT for kids.

I said what I said.

I simply cannot think about nuclear war on top of everything else. No mas.

let’s say it another way: if trump didn’t illegally impound SNAP contingency funds, but the shutdown still happened, SNAP benefits would still go out. the end

I’m sorry, if someone has a birth certificate that proves they were born here but a mobile app with face recognition software disagrees, they will side with the app?

What?

Well, shit. There it is. And he’s right…no one is stepping up to stop him.

It’s been fun, fam. We had a good run. RIP democracy 😫

Speaker Johnson and the GOP majorities may have given the power to send US taxpayer dollars to a foreign country to the executive branch, but the Constitution clearly gives that power to Congress.

(This is why I’ve had to teach my US foreign policy class this semester as a sort of before-and-after)

Trump Working with KGB Successor on Deportations We have become an amoral nation

When this is all over — and it will be over one day — we need to prosecute the people responsible. The presidency protects Trump but the rest of them are not protected. Not Vance. Not Rubio. Not Homan. Not Noem. Not the henchmen who do their will. All of them deserve to face justice.

Like, the whole ass state of Texas is suing the…brand? Because there are LOTS of generic acetaminophen manufacturers out there. I’m so confused.

Tylenol, get your legal team on this. WTF.

“She’s a Bitch” by Missy Elliott, by a mile and it’s not even close.

Can he fuck off into the sun already?