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near the end of the laundry cycle you will begin wearing pairs of socks you didn't know existed

April 1805. Napoleon has looksmaxxed Europe. Only the British Fleet mogs before him

it's a shame that youtube wants it to be as hard as possible to find live streams on their app too, i feel like a neanderthal typing "pokemon pocket live" into the search bar

if I'm watching a twitch stream and a 3 minute unskippable ad pops up, I am simply closing the app. who do they think is dealing with that?

i think you'll be very happy you did!

frieren is the best thing airing right now, no other show makes me smile as much as it does

A small black-and-white kitten looks surprised as he sees snow for the first time

5 years ago.
It snowed here after a long while, so we showed it to kitten Uni. His little shocked face was too cute!

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

A black and white cat wearing a collar with traditional Japanese-style colors, sitting with Japanese New Year decorations

Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3

this brand rules, they almost exclusively sell 19 oz cans of different 9.5% flavors. I am on their mailing list and keep winning random giveaways from them

my wrapping paper with different 9.5% monkey beers on it was a hit at family christmas

*taps sign*

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Anomolocaris in the 1996 era pokemon style

Homert Silksongson

i like how fantasy card games are like this

this egomaniac

I FOUND IT on my backup drive

Daily affirmations: too niche for them, I’m locked in, I’m badder than ever, nothing’s embarrassing. It’s showing Baja blasts from Taco Bell in a drink container

a girl in a blue and white outfit says is there any racer who could hope to defeat her ALT: a girl in a blue and white outfit says is there any racer who could hope to defeat her

im related to tamamo cross

you are not immune to horsey

I'm starting to think this account will mostly be me posting my thoughts on media/food/politics, especially when the topics are mundane or disconnected from my main Twitter. It's nice to have a space where I don't have any pressure about the amount of interactions a post will get

a picture of a girl with a speech bubble that says im hungry ALT: a picture of a girl with a speech bubble that says im hungry

finished part 1 of the new uma musume cinderella grey anime the other day, it's a fun 7/10!
I wanted to learn more about the world of the game without actually playing a gacha and this definitely met that goal lol

my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all

cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

rank zohran #1 and brad #2 if you're voting in NYC. I'm gonna be so disappointed if diddy ahh Cuomo is our mayor!!!

proud to live in a city where some of our mayoral candidates are actually standing up to ICE

sure, jessica ramos went from calling andrew cuomo a sex past and calling on him to resign to endorsing him. but wouldn't YOU put YOUR soul on the line for the commissionership of the new york city department of health and mental hygiene or whatever