Fae Prince of Magpies

THIS WAS FOR AN HRT APPOINTMENT AND YOU JUST DIDN'T SCHEDULE INSTEAD OF ANSWERING WHAT THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA HAS LEGALLY DECREED ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I still have to explain what Taskmaster is to many people in my area.

But assigning random tasks without explanation would also be very funny.

Sadly, Michigan doesn't like double penetration 😔

I'm SO tempted but I don't want to spend all evening explaining my costume 😭

Trying to think up Halloween costumes and my brain offered the following solutions, in order:
1. David Rose
2. Little Alex Horne
3. Christmas tree
4. Chair

I feel like this says a lot about me. Anyway, I need a costume for a party a week from now. So I guess we'll see what happens.

"what you did is more difficult to achieve than what you had to do" there's a phrase that'll stick with me

I thought this was a reply or a message why is it a full post?? 😅😅😅😅😅😅

She's in Race & Gender Justice rn. Which just makes this as a potential class reading even better.

"Himb" is a popular word in our household. Typically followed by "baby" while referencing our cat. 😅

The fuck you doing reading that in class rn woman?

You are cruel and unusual

I yell at the bitch I know for a fact is in class rn 🤣

SHOW US THE EARRINGS, COWARD

Was this meant to have a photo attached?

You spent too much time listening to Australian podcasts

I AM SO EXCITED

Satiating my hunter/gatherer instincts via my local Buy Nothing group

I fully want a snail shaped abacus now

Just called Kelly's Heroes "Phule's Company but worse" and it did NOT go over well 🤣

YOU SPELLED HATE CORRECTLY

....hate or had?

Ye

Reagan, why are you Reagan?

You can just name me directly

It was weird enough with friends.

Though tbh, the plural parallels made it weirder than the sex scenes did I think.

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵

"You really think Samus couldn't impregnate both Zelda *and* Pikachu?"
- a real sentence I just brought forth into the world, shared without context as I process what I've said

It's a dragon dildo

I think it means writing ideas you're excited about is easy for you

I'm also going to try mixing glow in the dark, thermachromic, and photochromic pigments together. Imagine a piece of artwork that's different colors in bright light, shade, and the dark. 👀