Badenoch is a cruel, inhumane cunt. Also, Rachel Reeves is a cruel, inhumane cunt.

Yasmin LeBon was taken aback when she discovered that Simon had chosen Nicholas Witchell as his best man.
#GIRLSOWNCC

24 Hours in Twitter:
Yesterday - notifications down
This morning- account 'flagged' for re-tweeting post about a Palestinian doctor who had 9 children killed by Israel
This afternoon - the whole thing is down

An absolute bin fire.

Is this allowed? 😁 #universitychallenge

"Are you enjoying our honeymoon, Gladys?"

"Yes dear, apart from when you're coughing up blood or staring at that teenage boy."

#girlsowncc

After Boxing Day, the calendar goes: Dec 27, 28, 28, 28, 29, 29, 29, 30, 30, 30, 30,...

I still get a pang of regret on a Saturday evening when I remember Parkinson isn't on later.

24 hours later, I spot the typo 😩

MWAHAWHAWHAAAAHAA!

"There ye are ma'am. A little posy of lavender looks so elegant on ye, and covers up yer brandy breath at treat, so it does."
#GIRLSOWNCC

The Royal family meeting Gary Barlow’s son for the first time.

Just took the Christmas Tree down.

Inside a modern owl.

Hi June! I'll try to be funny here like I used to be 🫡

Elon's Shithouse seems to have finally collapsed.

Hiya 👋