Tessa

I’m so so sorry. Dogs just never last long enough. I’m glad you made it.

In our house when the Commanders play the Eagles we root for the sinkhole…

We made our last house payment on Friday. It made my arms go temporarily numb.

I hope this new home is filled with joy!

Your feelings matter.

We don’t need a roof let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn.

CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!

I’m in a season where I don’t often have time to come in here, but when I do, your account is the first place I stop. Your kindness and sincerity makes me feel hopeful and lights my candle each time. I hope you have a really good day today.

Short-haired dog with giant ears naps on a brown leather couch, snuggled into a blue and white striped throw pillow.

@velocibadgergirl.bsky.social
I think we adopted a small version of Radar…

Three year old boy sits with his face millimeters from a bowl of spaghetti. He is covered in spaghetti sauce and is wearing blue headphones and green swimming googles and looking to the left.

I even had eyeliner on! In the morning!

I was three miles away when I realized we failed to get a picture - again! So glad it was a good day!

Happy birthday, @nvincblesummer.bsky.social ! I can’t wait to celebrate a piece of your day with you!

I buy the uncured ones to prevent migraines, and the Oscar Meyer ones are better than Nathan’s.

You can change it! Right click on the bar in the bottom, taskbar settings, taskbar behavior, taskbar alignment.

To circle back on this, our tooth fairy is exceptional and kind, tooth fairy is a profession not a person, and our particular tooth fairy does not leave cat poop under the pillow if your teeth are not clean when she arrives but others might. Thanks, tooth fairy!

Congrats, @gallego.senate.gov, on that beautiful baby. How about you remember to make sure he has a country to live in when he gets older. My kid would love that too, and so far we’re not seeing what we voted for when we cast for you.

@pantalonesfuego.bsky.social does the tooth fairy still have a text line? My kid’s about to lose a tooth and I’m trying to convince him she doesn’t leave $ for dirty teeth…

Also omg it’s a thing describing how kids play! I gotta tone down the spicy books for a while maybe. 😳

I thought you were funny! Parallel play is a swingers term, right?

If presented the choice i am wholeheartedly voting for Wendy’s word choice.

What did you dip in it?

Good gravy. It costs so little in this life to celebrate the joys. What is wrong with people?

Seventy nine stars, no notes!

I was like, buddy, you’re gonna get your ass kicked by the morning drop off moms once his friends catch wind of that nonsense../

That’s how my 5yo got a $20 for his first tooth. I talked his dad down from a hundred to ten and then there was only a $20 in his wallet.

Same with my husband, he tried to die from pancreatitis from it but now can eat whatever.

Probably the day when my TMJ decides to crank it from 2-10000 is not the day I should have eaten multiple salads.

If it’s regular ink, soaking overnight in milk works even when they’ve been dried in the dryer.