kate (spooky) 🦇

Apple crumble probably

Every night I ate lobsters stuffed with tacos and drank french champagne, how I yearn for those days of luxury now

Last time I was on SNAP, which was probably in like 2005-6ish, I received a whole $60 a month. So roughly $2 a day. I was living high on the public assistance hog let me tell you

Had to remind you why his second name is gremlin

We're not supposed to talk about it because they are in fact bad on policy, which I'm not denying. But it's apples to apples, the policies are basically the same as Biden's, same opponent, different outcome

I genuinely don't think we'll ever have a woman president. Doesn't matter who. You can't tell me that Clinton & Harris were both so much worse than Joe Biden that he could beat Trump and they couldn't based on policy and expect me to believe it

The nazi tattoo guy has a better shot and I'm not even joking

Gonna go see Frankenstein todayyyyy I'm excite

I know you're gonna be like it's called a SERIES kate why would you think it's just one game, but I mean it also says "world," but I don't think there's any Brazilian or Cambodian teams in it

I'm sorry I don't know how baseball works but anyway I guess that explains why all of a sudden there's been SO much baseball on here if it's the world series

Kevin: it was the world series, but I fell asleep
Me: the world series?
Him: of baseball
Me: I KNOW of baseball. I thought the world series was the end
Him: it is
Me: but i thought there's still more baseball tomorrow
Him: there is
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: it could be up to 7 games

Well this thread sure took a turn

Oh wow, I went and found the email I sent to my mom afterward bc that's what I'm like and it has the heartbreaking line "I've been trying really hard to let you have the wedding that you want" 💔💔💔

Supposedly he felt bad about it later but I don't believe that because if you had the emotional capacity to feel bad about it you wouldn't act that way in the first place

And this motherfucker, who, by the way, I barely know because he lives on the other side of the fuckin country, is like, trying to start fights because he can't be normal for one fucking hour

The run up to my wedding was already insanely stressful and I'd been worried about Kevin's parents, who are also fox news freaks but were polite enough not to pick fights with people in the middle of lunch,

Like not even just talking politics which would be rude enough, he was actively harassing people trying to start fights. At my wedding rehearsal meal!

Before that, 3/5 uncles were at my wedding in 2012 and one of them pissed me off so badly by harrassing people with fox news talking points at rehearsal luncheon that I had a panic attack and told my mom that if he showed up to the wedding he needed to stay the fuck away from me

I think the last time I saw one of my uncles was at my grandma's funeral, which was, I want to say 2018ish? Before covid, at any rate

WOWWWW

I think it would be better if it weren't flesh colored?

I really don't like that his midriff is showing. I know it doesn't make sense, considering he's not wearing pants, but there's just something really unsettling about the belly

It's never too late to start posting about dracula!

This is a yucky one, I don't usually get like nausea type symptoms, but today I guess I do! I'm straight up not having a good time rn

It extra sucks because I canceled last minute on my brother the last time we were supposed to hang out so now I do it again! :(

I was supposed to go to a haunted house thing tonight so obviously instead I got a migraine

Anyway it seems I have not posted enough about dracula since making the platform switch thank you for bringing this to my attention

Yes agreed

Me when my husband insists on watching ancient aliens