Floptimus Prime Rib™️

a random verification code with the digits 999999

dude no fucking way

that's what drives me insane the most

it's so on the nose. like subpar sitcom writing

snippet of cnbc article titled "OpenAI partners with U.S. National Laboratories on scientific research, nuclear weapons security" that says the following: " Earlier this week, OpenAI released ChatGPT Gov, an AI platform built specifically for U.S. government use. OpenAI billed the new platform as a step beyond ChatGPT Enterprise as far as security. It will allow government agencies to feed "non-public, sensitive information" into OpenAI's models while operating within their own secure hosting environments, the company said. OpenAI said that since the beginning of 2024, more than 90,000 employees of federal, state and local governments have generated over 18 million prompts within ChatGPT, using the technology to translate and summarize documents, write and draft policy memos, generate code and build applications. The government partnership follows a series of moves by Altman and OpenAI that appear to be targeted at appeasing President Donald Trump. " full web link: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/01/30/openai-partners-with-us-national-laboratories-on-scientific-research.html

we're fucking doomed

Earthquake in Boston lets gooo 2025

i gotta say, i think the anti aging guy is gonna start posting racist shit real soon. might even land an honorary cabinet position

maybe he's friends with Guy who puts gatorade in a glass

secret third guy named the spamgurgler

love this intersection. second only to the medford supercollider

a dignified large husky wrapped up like a burrito in a blue quilt with only his head emerging

ok Bucket work

there comes a point in every user's bio where the more emojis you encounter , the worse their opinion will be. this is known as the method of images and is widely regarded in electromagnetic theory -

it's discourse time baby

not that it's a groundbreaking observation, but it's bleakly ironic that squid game has a season 2. i just still find it insane

guy who read the foundation series one time in high school

why buy toilet paper when entire shelves of YA books exist

snooow day for da pups

when the jinglehorse giddys up >>>

oh the weather outside is weather. but the fiiire, is al-so weather. and if we've no place to goooo, weather .

[talking about adults] yea so what if this was actually children

me when im a horse who has been led to water

no way

i knew it

i like to think this is intended to be horny

writing a paper on finite element modeling, but to do calculus. the computer exploded

Oh, you have 100k followers but only follow 500 people? Why don't you follow them all back? Why doesn't Taylor Swift listen to me sing? Why won't LeBron James watch me play basketball?

whenever i read the word "baklava" i mentally think it says "balaclava" and am now learning that is, in fact, not a food

ask not for whom the bell tolls. it tolls for the George Washington Bridge

cooking fully clothed garlic

once again asking if anyone wants to play monster hunter rise