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tsitp makes me sad bc i just want the brothers to be sweet to each other :( who cares about a girl

time to scream

tried to google this right when it was posted and the google ai summary told me it was a hoax/false report 🫠 (it doesn't anymore, but still)

the dentist office is wild cuz you'll just be chitchatting with the receptionist they'll just drop in a "I love your teeth" before getting back into their weekend plans

muttered "lost a hottie" when i heard robert redford died

new pool kids album is occasionally giving emo taylor swift??? but like specifically an emo version of haim era tswift

why does this look like the album art from melodrama

gen z stare makes me laugh bc that's how all service has been in the state of Massachusetts since perpetuity

10am im on my way to work dressed like Devon Sawa circa 1997, it's pouring, the bottom of my jeans are wet, I forgot my train book at home, and a guy drinking a cup of white wine tries to chat me up while crossing the street????

why is the person who is allergic to dust the one who is tasked with removing the dust I ask while my nose drips pure liquid to the floor

Tyrese apologizing to Indy fans I can't bro (also the twitter comments are shockingly rude, I didn't realize how bad it's gotten)

is there an especially good Future album? I'm hoping trap will soothe me

the vibes these days are firmly sinister so just wondering should I start watching love island??

sports are bad

Sheppard made the most adorable 3 pointer of the game

why don't doctors use calendly

been saying the only time you have to be in the lead is at the end of the game

oh oh also we've really exalted introversion so low-key we're embarrassed about wanting to hang, extroverts give the ick

starting to believe this whole cycle syncing luteal phase support your natural hormones trend is a trad psyop to make ppl believe women are emotionally unstable by default and unfit to lead or work outside of the home

delighted to be an og matty hater

stupid bc of lots of reasons but for one the us is uniquely good at assimilating ppl, like we're all painfully american by second gen lowkey embarrassing for me

idc what anyone says i like toro y moi's emo rap album

can't believe the pope's brother lives in naperville

lol

maple flavor fwiw

these two women on the T brought a full-size flavored syrup bottle and they are doctoring their coffee rn

i think the pitt is bad and everyone should just go stream 24 hours in A&E on tubi instead

no but maybe the hot mom from who's the boss did???

really been mixing up Judith Butler and Judith Light

"Can you read the bottom row?" no bro i cannot