good morning mr president, its time for your daily dementia test and mriβ¦thats right sir because youre so healthy and smart now lets get you prepped
30.10.2025 12:01 β π 428 π 41 π¬ 10 π 1@angrypenguine.bsky.social
Veteran, cat slave, & humanist. AuDHD, PTSD, lgbtqia (enBy), & disabled partner to an oppressed immigrant. She/they. No DMs. I have friends everywhere. #happiness #memes #sarcasm #animals #cats #dogs #humor #funny
good morning mr president, its time for your daily dementia test and mriβ¦thats right sir because youre so healthy and smart now lets get you prepped
30.10.2025 12:01 β π 428 π 41 π¬ 10 π 1Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview.
This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association.
I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.
Trump claims heβs going to fix SNAP some time in November, but for 42 million of us who watched a country willing to hold our lives for ransom over politics and those who gloated  about us starving, we will remember what you said and if you remained silent. 
And we are both red and blue.
Spot on by @ellabaron.bsky.social.
Populists are denying the climate crisis, while it unfolds right in front of our eyes. 
Their denial is dangerous. 
Explains why they're taking such great lengths to cover their own faces.
29.10.2025 15:42 β π 64 π 26 π¬ 6 π 0Federal prosectors acted to enforce the law with proper procedure and got fired, because the White House opposes that.
The new standard: Criminals the president likes should be allowed to do crimes, and people he doesn't like should be prosecuted for things they didn't do.
I preferred rule of law.
Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM β’ 10/28/25 β’ 276K Views
We live in an episode of Veep
28.10.2025 18:17 β π 29780 π 5828 π¬ 526 π 265Strongest hurricane ever recorded. Sounds like a DEI hurricane. Definitely not your average, straight, white hurricane.
28.10.2025 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look. Could we just get them each a membership to Grindr so they'll leave us alone?
28.10.2025 18:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unlike Wikipedia, which is just free and open source.
28.10.2025 18:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Non-disclosure agreementsβ¦to whom?
28.10.2025 17:55 β π 197 π 50 π¬ 30 π 2Some people talk about autism like it's a life-threatening issue (it's not), yet there's so many later-diagnosed autistic adults that find getting a formal diagnosis to have been lifesaving.
28.10.2025 16:17 β π 87 π 7 π¬ 0 π 2I'm on the east coast. Here's what my timeline looks like lately:
9AM-8PM: Fucking goddamn Trump
8PM-4AM: BASEBALL
4AM-9AM: Fucking goddamn Farage, fucking goddamn Labour
I was trying to figure out why anyone would smuggle helium.
27.10.2025 19:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dethawing a turkey will definitely give you different results from thawing a turkey.
27.10.2025 19:15 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0- Kurt Vonnegut
27.10.2025 00:53 β π 34 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0I take no pleasure to report that the reciprocal tariffs costume is sold out
27.10.2025 11:16 β π 5238 π 812 π¬ 104 π 30Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 84th day out of the last 96.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
Former chair of the Tennessee libertarian party ππ½
27.10.2025 12:57 β π 16607 π 4152 π¬ 528 π 201Weβre giving $40 billion to Argentina.
This is $5 billion MORE that the entire USAID budget that DOGE cut.
Walz: "We have a federal system that we're all in it together, we help other states when they need it, but we have a situation where they're trying to divide us & provide specific aid to states that they like at the moment, which is absolutely unconscionable... either that or give us our money back"
27.10.2025 15:33 β π 13508 π 4203 π¬ 333 π 216These fucking fucks.
They revel in their cruelty.
ICE Facility unlawfully denies routine visit from Member of Congress
Congressman Horsford about the incident: "What are they hiding? You don't get to slam the door on a Member of Congress during a routine ICE visit.
Thereβs something wild in Portlandβs water! The rare Frogtifa species is multiplying faster than conspiracy theories on Fox News. πΈ The amphibian revolution is here, and honestly, Iβm cheering them on.
#BlueCrew #Resist #TruthWarriors #StrongerTogether #StayWoke #ProtectOurRights #Portland
a black and white image of a black cat looking at the camera. caption: bite someone. for not apparent reason. just bite them.
Mood.
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